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34 Posts | Latest reply on 25/03/2009 16:00:58 by Wannabe | Go to original / last post

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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

I'm adopting that one Cassie!

How about:

"Karma's a bigger bitch than I'll ever be"

Message posted by Wannabe on 23 March 2009 at 15:04

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Wannabe @ 23/03/2009 15:04:14

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Another old favourite:

"May you be in heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead"

Big smile

Message posted by Wannabe on 23 March 2009 at 15:06

Wannabe @ 23/03/2009 15:06:05

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I quite like " Never complain, never explain" Yeh, Karma is good, just sit back and watch it happen I say, it always gets it's man!! lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2009 at 15:10

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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

And how could I possibly forget:

"Everyone's entitled to my opinion"

Big smile

Message posted by Wannabe on 23 March 2009 at 15:28

Wannabe @ 23/03/2009 15:28:25

Catey67

In: north Notts
Posts: 150

My mum used to say (and still does on occasion)...summat like... 'I have had a sufficient quantity...any more would be an over-indulgence' (I just need to learn how to apply this to alcohol.....) I quite like 'Has anyone seen the plot.....'

Message posted by Catey67 on 23 March 2009 at 22:18

Catey67 @ 23/03/2009 22:18:58

maxnod

In: Swanwick
Posts: 441

Don't cry sonny, That's not jam. It's yer dad Run over by a corporation tram.

Message posted by maxnod on 24 March 2009 at 06:04

maxnod @ 24/03/2009 06:04:02

maxnod

In: Swanwick
Posts: 441

I just need to learn how to apply this to alcohol........... Ooops, know what you mean, teehee!

Message posted by maxnod on 24 March 2009 at 06:08

maxnod @ 24/03/2009 06:08:04

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

I used to memorise this (by Fry from Futurama) and quote it when people would lecture me on pensions and saving for the future, etc: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for Winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the Winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar... Is any of this getting through to you?"

Message posted by TeeCee on 24 March 2009 at 09:44

TeeCee @ 24/03/2009 09:44:17

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Quite so, TC. My mum has to use her lifetimes savings to pay for care. If she had spent it enjoying life a bit more, and had nowt left, then the state would be paying.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 24 March 2009 at 09:55

Deleted Member @ 24/03/2009 09:55:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

* Some knots can be untied to get them out,Some need cutting *

Message posted by Deleted Member on 24 March 2009 at 15:35

Deleted Member @ 24/03/2009 15:35:11

micksaway

In: Weymouth
Posts: 1030

If I had wanted your opinion WB. I would have given it to you.

Ok Im going back into hiding for a while

Message posted by micksaway on 24 March 2009 at 23:12

micksaway @ 24/03/2009 23:12:56

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Hah! Brave man indeed... from behind yer screen... in another country Mick!

Nice one

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 March 2009 at 00:47

Wannabe @ 25/03/2009 00:47:16

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

I see the sleeping bit is going well than Wannabe

Message posted by prof on 25 March 2009 at 06:14

prof @ 25/03/2009 06:14:30

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

There was a very good reason not to sleep last night Prof - driving fellow BM member to the airport at Stupid O'Clock Big smile

Insomnia has its uses! Mind you I even managed 5 hours sleep the other night... check me out! Big smile

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 March 2009 at 16:00

Wannabe @ 25/03/2009 16:00:58

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