A rugby league fan is drinking in a London bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Yorkshire ... like I said, my boy's a typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league player."Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"The proud father answers, "Twenty pounds." The bartender is puzzled,concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Tetley's bitter, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says "Had him circumcised..."                                                                                                                                                                                

why are there so many single women in yorkshire then or shouldnt i ask??LMAO                                                                                                                                                                             

Theres more single men,  Paul                                                                                                                                                                               

And how would u know, pray tell? (norty girl!)                                                                                                                                                                             

lol                                                                                                                                                                              

pmsl .....lmao.....lol Karey                                                                                                                                                                              

i think we might have to continue this discussion on sat night or sun girls LOL                                                                                                                                                                             

Yep, Paul, I agree - Kaz has a lotta explaining to do...mind, Yorkshire is a big place!                                                                                                                                                                              

I have a mate who never has problems getting the girls. I don't know how he does it. He's ugly as sin. smells, swears and belches all the time but he just sits in the corner of the pub, licks his eyebrows and the girls come flocking.

I just don't understand it.

Must have a big tongue!                                                                                                                                                                             

So that's why Jamie Oliver is so popular.

Well it can't be for his looks. personality or cooking.                                                                                                                                                                             

You guys                                                                                                                                                                              

pmsl at u lot!   I aint saying nothing!  lol