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Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
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What do you call a large lady with a yeast infection?
A whopper with cheese.
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Triumph_Sy

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reckon the......... 'And then the fight started' thread would have been more appropriate geez!lol Ouch                                                                                                                                                                             
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tangoman60

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gone orf me crumpet now! thank's oggy you b.....!                                                                                                                                                                             
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wait till littlechick sees that,i'll join in LOL.not nice oggy,not nice DeadLOL                                                                                                                                                                              
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prof

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And people said I was brave......                                                                                                                                                                             
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Was that before or after 'the pinny unveiling ' LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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prof

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I can neither confirm or deny that.                                                                                                                                                                             
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micksaway

In: Weymouth
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What do you call an intelligent Blonde? A Labrador                                                                                                                                                                              
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Catey67

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Ooooooooh Mick.....Evil Smile made me laugh tho....LOLThumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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micksaway

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I like Labrador's                                                                                                                                                                              
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micksaway

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If you had sex every day for a year. Kept all 365 condoms, melted them down and made a Tyre out of the rubber.   What would you call it?   A F**KING GOODYEAR                                                                                                                                                                             
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Scientists have found that many women develop "dysons disease" after 5 years of marriage. They make a continuous whining noise and don't suck anymore.                                                                                                                                                                             
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micksaway

In: Weymouth
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Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC?   Once your past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in                                                                                                                                                                             
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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
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guess your not gettin any these day's mick!                                                                                                                                                                             
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eeeeew Mick Dead                                                                                                                                                                             
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Matt

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Mick that was proper rank!  Dead                                                                                                                                                                             
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      Vomit     But funny wiv itLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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micksaway

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Funnily enough it was a woman that told it to me Clown                                                                                                                                                                             
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I see you like dogs Mick and have an excellent sense of humour cos you're wearing deputy dawgs cast off on ur bonce !

( you can see why he's not getting any T.M) LOL
                                                                                                                                                                             
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micksaway

In: Weymouth
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Yep love dogs known a good few over the year dont have one as I aint around enough. Saves my head getting cold and wet and they say recycling is good for the planet                                                                                                                                                                             


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