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Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. The End (I didn't write these poems so don't blame me)

Message posted by Scary on 19 January 2009 at 14:45

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Scary @ 19/01/2009 14:45:39

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

just about sum's it up nicely cept i want a bar on a beach as golf is fn boring as is fishing!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 19 January 2009 at 14:51

tangoman60 @ 19/01/2009 14:51:55

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

Call me an old fashioned non materialist romantic if you will (actually just call me would be nice) but I'd settle for the first line.

Message posted by prof on 19 January 2009 at 20:17

prof @ 19/01/2009 20:17:47

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2121

Golf boring!!!???
19th hole TM Wink

Plus the few in the bag as you go round the course.

Message posted by Oggy on 19 January 2009 at 22:14

Oggy @ 19/01/2009 22:14:29

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

prof I assume you mean the first line of the Man's poem and not the Woman's

Message posted by Sandi on 20 January 2009 at 16:16

Sandi @ 20/01/2009 16:16:06

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

judgin by his piccy it should be prayin for a gimp!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 20 January 2009 at 16:36

tangoman60 @ 20/01/2009 16:36:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Sequel to Scarys Poem (she's more lady-like than me!!) :Lord,before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,one who is handsome,smart and strong,one who's hair is wild and long,l knows what to say when asked "how big's my behind?",and as I kneel and pray by my bed,I look at the W***er you sent me instead,Amen

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 January 2009 at 14:56

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2009 14:56:36

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