Yin and Yang

7 Posts | Latest reply on 26/01/2009 14:56:36 by Deleted User | Go to original / last post
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Scary

In: Somerset
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WOMAN'S POEM:  Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,  One who's handsome, smart and strong.  One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.  Pulls out my chair and opens my door.  Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'  I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.       A MAN'S POEM:   I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with  huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.  The End (I didn't write these poems so don't blame me)                                                                                                                                                                             
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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
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just about sum's it up nicely cept i want a bar on a beach as golf is fn boring as is fishing!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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prof

In: Bradford
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Call me an old fashioned non materialist romantic if you will (actually just call me would be nice) but I'd settle for the first line.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
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Golf boring!!!???
19th hole TM Wink
Plus the few in the bag as you go round the course.
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
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  prof I assume you mean the first line of the Man's poem and not the Woman's LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
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judgin by his piccy it should be prayin for a gimp!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Deleted Member

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Sequel to Scarys Poem (she's more lady-like than me!!)  :Lord,before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,one who is handsome,smart and strong,one who's hair is wild and long,l knows what to say when asked "how big's my behind?",and as I kneel and pray by my bed,I look at the W***er you sent me instead,Amen             


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