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21 things u can only get away with sayin at xmas....

22 Posts | Latest reply on 25/12/2008 23:55:57 by 80cubes2 | Go to original / last post

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.

Message posted by Karey on 21 December 2008 at 01:08

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Catey67

In: north Notts
Posts: 150

hee hee nice one Karey....

Message posted by Catey67 on 21 December 2008 at 01:24

Catey67 @ 21/12/2008 01:24:01

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

lol Cheers Catey...i was chucklin away as i was posting it

Message posted by Karey on 21 December 2008 at 10:54

Karey @ 21/12/2008 10:54:43

meza95

In: Widnes
Posts: 223

only you eh kaz LOL x

Message posted by meza95 on 21 December 2008 at 11:33

meza95 @ 21/12/2008 11:33:31

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

lol @ Paul.. you know me too well

Message posted by Karey on 21 December 2008 at 11:35

Karey @ 21/12/2008 11:35:48

firebladekid

In: norwich
Posts: 735

that is good

Message posted by firebladekid on 21 December 2008 at 12:33

firebladekid @ 21/12/2008 12:33:44

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

...but on a Sunday...have u no shame, lass?

Off to the confessional with you!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 December 2008 at 16:00

Deleted Member @ 21/12/2008 16:00:09

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Hey Meza - I thought that was me for a second!! I thought, I don't remember that post!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 21 December 2008 at 17:39

geoffb2005 @ 21/12/2008 17:39:18

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

lol@ geoff... green bikes are sooooooooo common....

Paul..i think geoff was just keepin it warm for u ...or was it vice-versa?

Message posted by Karey on 21 December 2008 at 17:53

Karey @ 21/12/2008 17:53:36

meza95

In: Widnes
Posts: 223

soz geoff mate, just couldnt be helped lol

Message posted by meza95 on 21 December 2008 at 19:02

meza95 @ 21/12/2008 19:02:01

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Nice one Yorkney! lol @ a few of them!.....keep em coming:o)

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 21 December 2008 at 23:54

Triumph_Sy @ 21/12/2008 23:54:09

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

oiiiii I resemble that remark, Arfa Minute ! ( thats best I can do..but I'm working on it )

lol

Message posted by Karey on 22 December 2008 at 20:08

Karey @ 22/12/2008 20:08:01

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

What makes you think you can only say them at Christmas? As long as you stay sharp and have good reflexes for ducking they can be entertaining at any time of year.

Message posted by prof on 25 December 2008 at 20:14

prof @ 25/12/2008 20:14:14

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

IF i was a homo or gay I would like 2 bum santa.

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 20:44

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:44:22

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

AND ALL THEM LOVELY ELVES

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 20:46

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:46:12

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

Why aint i in d most popular male list, its not fair. Do u know why rudolphes nose glows. Well i aint tellin you.

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 21:00

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:00:56

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

Sorry santa I wont say rude things again.

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 21:28

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:28:58

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

LOL at Karey! Good one mate! Andy, you know Santa wont bring you anything again in stockings!!! lol

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 25 December 2008 at 22:26

bikerchick1966 @ 25/12/2008 22:26:19

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

He has never come anywhere near me anyway.

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 22:55

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:55:59

80cubes2

In: DERBY
Posts: 55

Do u reckon ill get away with wantin 2 pinch Karey s bum OH YES

Message posted by 80cubes2 on 25 December 2008 at 22:59

80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:59:00

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