Dictionary for women's personal ads
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Buxom = Fat
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Cuddly = Fat
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship First = Trying to live down slut reputation
Fun = Annoying
Large framed = Hugely fat
New Age = Body hair in all the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Seeking Soulmate = Stalker
Voluptuous = Very fat
*legs it*