Who indeed needs alcohol!!?? I experienced a most enlightening experience yesterday evening. a few of us BM members got together for a "tour of dartford to find a decent boozer" expedition....... me bing the kind of girl that i am...voluteered to drive, i'm thinking thats ok, i dont mind, i love diet coke!!!!...ha   as the evening progressed.... oh what a revelation!!!!!! i watched my mates slowly but surely get totaly SH-T faced!! it was the best nights entertainment i have ever had..... then when the shots came along......... well...... down they fell.... one by one........ i have never laughed so much...... then came the snogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (oh you know who you are!!!!!! )    so dont fret if you volunteer to drive people.......... there is something quite sadistically entertaining about being sober amongst alchol-frolic peeps... 1    you dont get the hangover...... 2    you get to laugh at your mates the next day and reveal some finer points of the evening, that they dont remember!!   wannabe.............ha ha...... oh my friend......dont worry mate, your secret is safe with me!!!..... Ricdude........... i promise i dont think bad of you!!!!  ha ha                                                                                                                                                                             

Strictly business m'dear... chaps like to seal their deals with a handshake... I'm just trying to be a little more European ;o)

*ahem*

Besides... I might get a discount on the stall fee!

*sniggers*                                                                                                                                                                             

My turn to point and laugh at you next time DS - don't forget! ;o)

We'll have the Jagermeister on ice for you *WEG*

We need a bar with a higher ceiling though, so we can "Coyote Ugly" properly!

                                                                                                                                                                             

...and then the snoggin started...                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh yes........ Coyote Ugly properly.......... its a must indeed......lol  think i might pass on the Jagermeister........ ive seen what that stuff does to you!!!!!!! ha ha......                                                                                                                                                                              

ive seen what that stuff does to you!!!!!!! ha ha......

Oh you haven't... believe me you haven't!

Evil evil evil!

Thank gawd I live alone... The cats are giving me a rather wide berth today... I think I sent 'em flying a few times during my mercy dashes to the bathroom!                                                                                                                                                                              

Maybe someone could post a picture or two, perchance?                                                                                                                                                                             

sorry wills.... the only pictures are safely tucked away in the realms of the memory.......... safer that way..... trust me....... ha ha                                                                                                                                                                             

Sounds as tho' a damn good night was had by all!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Hey I'd willingly offer to be the driver on a night out but at this moment in time it's not possible,guess I'm going to have to be one of the drinkers then