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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Any green-fingered BM members out there? Fancy joining me in a discussion with handy hints for the garden? I'll kick off with 2 top tips: (1) Attempt to mow the lawn more than once every 3 months. (2) Do not reverse over the cable. *cough* Ah well... I have a patch of mowed lawn just big enough for a sunlounger and a G&T... It'll do ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 19 July 2008 at 06:01

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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

*tuts*

Paragraph breaks worked in preview... Hmmmm.. I've broken it again... Sorry! ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 19 July 2008 at 06:03

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 06:03:30

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Petrol,lighter & big bucket of water.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 July 2008 at 06:47

Deleted Member @ 19/07/2008 06:47:53

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Twice.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 July 2008 at 06:48

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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

You yodelling again? It's awful echoey in here ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 19 July 2008 at 06:59

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 06:59:34

eddietheardvark

In: Okeford fitzpain
Posts: 119

soak it in vodka!!!! it'll always come up half cut

Message posted by eddietheardvark on 19 July 2008 at 11:22

eddietheardvark @ 19/07/2008 11:22:00

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Anyone made the joke about trimming Wannabe's bush yet? *sigh* Wannabe topiary... must be a poem in there somewhere, eddy!

Message posted by TeeCee on 19 July 2008 at 11:26

TeeCee @ 19/07/2008 11:26:48

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

guess yu'd be good at it after shearin all them sheep!oh! it werent shearin was it!!!sorry!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 19 July 2008 at 11:55

tangoman60 @ 19/07/2008 11:55:22

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Get someone else to do your garden while you watch them. Always the best way to do gardening.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 July 2008 at 12:17

Deleted Member @ 19/07/2008 12:17:53

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

I ain't shearin' nuffin!!!! They are ALL mine!!!

I am sure Wannabe has serfs to do her labouring anyway (Lady Chatterley stylee) - she just wants to sound like one of us commoners....

Message posted by TeeCee on 19 July 2008 at 13:17

TeeCee @ 19/07/2008 13:17:45

darkcarnival

In: Blackburn
Posts: 1648

Get a garden like mine......all concrete...perfick!

Message posted by darkcarnival on 19 July 2008 at 14:20

darkcarnival @ 19/07/2008 14:20:09

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

One had to dispense with Mellors' services, don't you know?

One caught Mellors in flagrante delicto, as it were, with one of one's scullery maids.

One despairs... such loose morals, the youth of today!

Message posted by Wannabe on 19 July 2008 at 15:31

Wannabe @ 19/07/2008 15:31:25

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

If the scullery maid is out of a job as a result (and is not in trouble from her liaison with the aforesaid Mellors), can you send her up here? Assuming, of course, that your ladyship can provide suitable references...one has to be so careful with one's domestics these days.

Message posted by Wills on 19 July 2008 at 20:55

Wills @ 19/07/2008 20:55:30

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Good grief man! Are you quite, quite mad?

One will not provide that, that.... that strumpet with a reference! There you are! One has said it! You have driven one to indelicate language, Sir! One apologises most sincerely and one shall pray for forgiveness.

Message posted by Wannabe on 20 July 2008 at 01:26

Wannabe @ 20/07/2008 01:26:37

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

may i offer my services i am discreet an will make sure i only enter via the tradesmans entrance!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 20 July 2008 at 03:57

tangoman60 @ 20/07/2008 03:57:16

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Are you offering your services to Wills or to me, kind Sir?

Message posted by Wannabe on 20 July 2008 at 10:33

Wannabe @ 20/07/2008 10:33:34

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

By Jove, a scullery maid who can double up on strumpeting duties! Every home should have one, m'dear. *twirls moustache lasciviously* Mr Tangoman, is the tradesman aware that you plan to enter him?

Message posted by Wills on 20 July 2008 at 12:14

Wills @ 20/07/2008 12:14:05

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

in the village marrow competition yes!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 21 July 2008 at 19:15

tangoman60 @ 21/07/2008 19:15:07

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

Crimony, toffs all a one, here!! Art there a place for ruffians to call home no longer? I'll warrant there is and I'll wager with my blade, yet first I give thee a chance to make good and fair an offer.....

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 22 July 2008 at 07:23

ttaskmaster @ 22/07/2008 07:23:55

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

down the rd at the drop in centre!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 22 July 2008 at 07:31

tangoman60 @ 22/07/2008 07:31:36

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