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46 Posts | Latest reply on 05/07/2008 18:20:25 by M.S. | Go to original / last post

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eddietheardvark

In: Okeford fitzpain
Posts: 119

Chatting up a bird on the phone in my younger days when i worked in an office, when she asks me "what colour eyes have you got", brown i say, "thought so" she said, why's that i say not realising what's coming. "cos your full of s**t" was her reply!! needless to say i got the message fairly quickly

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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

generally they jus disapear when i go to the bar toilet whatever or ive even turned to glance over me shoulder an turned back an theyve gone!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 01 July 2008 at 16:04

tangoman60 @ 01/07/2008 16:04:31

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Couple of years ago I ran into a very good looking woman who I'd known slightly years and years back. She obviously didn't remember me, so I had to remind her gently. Gradually her face took on the expression of someone who'd stepped into a pile of dog dirt. In a well-bred cut-glass voice she declared: 'Oh my god, did I sleep with you?' Would have been bad enough if I had. But I hadn't.

Message posted by Wills on 01 July 2008 at 16:36

Wills @ 01/07/2008 16:36:35

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

You poor boys!

Message posted by Di on 01 July 2008 at 17:08

Di @ 01/07/2008 17:08:49

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

like the use of the word boy there di, pint on me!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 01 July 2008 at 17:32

tangoman60 @ 01/07/2008 17:32:53

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

My brother runs a few discos in our area and I help out with setting up and collecting the equipment when they are over. One night (Well early hours of the morning), I was taking down some equipment and looking around the dance floor at the 'Dressed up' young ladies who had mostly been out for a good night and a little worse for the drink. One of the guys at the bar (A friend of the D.J.) shouted across the room to the D.J. 'Hey Rich, is that your dad'. Man! he really knew how to deflate a guys ego. B*****d.

Message posted by M.S. on 01 July 2008 at 18:06

M.S. @ 01/07/2008 18:06:12

ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

"you're not doing that again to me!" was a classic but hey I was young and so was the night!

Message posted by ghosthunter on 02 July 2008 at 01:42

ghosthunter @ 02/07/2008 01:42:08

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

How about "Jeez... you're worse than my wife!" Wife? Wife?!!! WTF?!

Message posted by Wannabe on 02 July 2008 at 04:25

Wannabe @ 02/07/2008 04:25:07

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

... is it in yet?..

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 07:01

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 07:01:22

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

So many, I'm spoilt for choice. "F**k off and die", is always a reliable crowd-pleaser. Usually they just stop talking and politely wander elsewhere, though. I suppose I'm just considerate enough to leave them conversational exits, should they decide I'm not the one for them. Personally though, I like to think they just can't keep up

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 02 July 2008 at 07:36

ttaskmaster @ 02/07/2008 07:36:19

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

But can u keep it up, that's the question!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 July 2008 at 08:05

Deleted Member @ 02/07/2008 08:05:57

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

I'm old enough to know what I'm doing, but young enough that I can still do it all night. That answer yer question, XK? I'm now expecting another complaint from that woman who has to explain everything to her daughter......

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 02 July 2008 at 08:11

ttaskmaster @ 02/07/2008 08:11:28

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

I'm sorry can I please have more details about the above comment...old enough/young enough???? I need to know what does one do ALL night.....

Message posted by Scary on 02 July 2008 at 08:43

Scary @ 02/07/2008 08:43:49

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Ooooh that's harsh TC!

Message posted by Wannabe on 02 July 2008 at 08:44

Wannabe @ 02/07/2008 08:44:28

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

What can I say??

And I thought I was pretty good in bed! (well, I hardly ever fallout....)

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 08:48

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 08:48:18

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Solved that problem... mattress on floor...

Message posted by Wannabe on 02 July 2008 at 08:52

Wannabe @ 02/07/2008 08:52:10

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Are you supposed to ask?? No wonder they get annoyed!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 02 July 2008 at 08:53

geoffb2005 @ 02/07/2008 08:53:26

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

well tc wannabe's got the mattress ready!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 02 July 2008 at 10:21

tangoman60 @ 02/07/2008 10:21:33

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

lol @ geoffb.... it's all making sense now!!

TM - it would take a better man than me to try and share Wannabe's mattress.... probably someone from Bournville....

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 12:06

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 12:06:42

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

*I need to know what does one do ALL night.....

* You want the Medical Professional explanation or the Mills & Boon version? Dr. Woody is multi-talented!!!

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 02 July 2008 at 12:08

ttaskmaster @ 02/07/2008 12:08:35

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