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17 Posts | Latest reply on 10/04/2008 06:37:29 by tangoman60 | Go to original / last post

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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

Seven Kinds of Sex1) The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone & you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 2) The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a short time & you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 3) The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for a long time. Your sex has gotten rountine & you usually have sex only in the bedroom. 4) The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your lover for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." 5) The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get "Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night! 6) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you can no longer stand your so called lover and you take him/her to court and screw him/her in front of everyone! 7) And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

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Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Very good Tango !!!!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 08 April 2008 at 16:04

Nutkin68 @ 08/04/2008 16:04:45

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

You can never get enough sex TM..

Message posted by Scary on 08 April 2008 at 16:43

Scary @ 08/04/2008 16:43:25

FlameRed

In: Darlington
Posts: 454

PMSL!!!

Message posted by FlameRed on 08 April 2008 at 17:25

FlameRed @ 08/04/2008 17:25:35

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

Spent too many years at stages 4-7 Would love to start again at stage 1 (assuming it never passes stage 3) But I think the damage has been done...

Message posted by stueylewie on 08 April 2008 at 20:28

stueylewie @ 08/04/2008 20:28:24

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

join the club!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 April 2008 at 04:53

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 04:53:02

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

rather have a god roast dinner!!![never thought i would say those words!!]

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 April 2008 at 04:54

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 04:54:18

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

I bet god isn't to please about getting roasted either!!!

Message posted by Scary on 09 April 2008 at 05:05

Scary @ 09/04/2008 05:05:30

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

oop's

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 April 2008 at 05:18

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 05:18:45

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

What about: Geriatric Oral Sex. 'Just talking about it'.

Message posted by M.S. on 09 April 2008 at 11:12

M.S. @ 09/04/2008 11:12:54

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 April 2008 at 11:29

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 11:29:06

julie j

In: Harrogate
Posts: 1581

hey, mr T did i tell you that i am a chef, can do an ace roast dinner, might not make you go blue in the face but would leave you with a nice warm contented feeling!

Message posted by julie j on 09 April 2008 at 15:29

julie j @ 09/04/2008 15:29:37

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

Form an orderly queue, people...

Message posted by Wills on 09 April 2008 at 15:44

Wills @ 09/04/2008 15:44:39

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

i'm in love!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 09 April 2008 at 18:04

tangoman60 @ 09/04/2008 18:04:16

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

Not sure about the Religious Sex definition Religion ::: Bless You Bless You ::: Sneezing Sneezing ::: Kleenex Does also involve the laying on of hands... Amen

Message posted by stueylewie on 09 April 2008 at 20:39

stueylewie @ 09/04/2008 20:39:33

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

What about: Geriatric Oral Sex. 'Just talking about it'. Well if he's just goina talk about it forget it!!

Message posted by Sandi on 10 April 2008 at 06:31

Sandi @ 10/04/2008 06:31:44

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

talk about it with your mouth full how rude!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 10 April 2008 at 06:37

tangoman60 @ 10/04/2008 06:37:29

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