This is hillarious, and most probably real.  It's all in Dutch, what speaking there is, but you don't need to understand what he's saying.   My favourite is at the train station. The translation for what the lady over the tannoy says is "The intercity, with eind-stop of....."  you'll see it.   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR0U1nyQlD0&NR=1   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=sllHBOERLKg   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3-NethUNY   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=CxwPEQLGh9M   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=7JpRQu5HQEQ   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ESRmg-r3w   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=i7edIJDq1oA     En de klapper!!! Hij neemt wraak!!!!!  (He takes revenge).  This one is hillarious...   http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=0pAr7G9jbeo                                                                                                                                                                               

That's naughty!                                                                                                                                                                              

Excellent...   mind you Im not surprised...one of my many cousins is paid a fortune to professionally hack into some of the worlds most important IT systems...does frequently...he only has to work some couple of months a year...!                                                                                                                                                                             

Nice one Matt....                                                                                                                                                                             

BC - I was studying to be an ethical hacker too, but had to stop when i moved to holland cos i cant write dutch reports. It's called penetration testing, and is done by very very skilled professionals.  Companies pay you to break into their systems, and then write about how you did it basically.  You have to tell them how to fix it too, and you cant do any damage whilst in there of course.   Would be an ace job, and pays LOOOADS.  Id still love to go for it, maybe when mijn nederlands is beter.                                                                                                                                                                             

Go on Matt, go for it...I know Michael earns a shed load...and doesnt have to work for many months of the year, has a huge house in London and will probably retire at 50! He also has the luxury of picking and chosing from those who headhunt him...what a lucky fella....hes much younger than me is my cousin...so Im very proud of him...bless him..