Harley Davidson died and went to heaven, and was boasting to God how he'd created the best motorbike in the world!!
God disagreed, saying BMW's were a far better designed bike!!
Harley said "What the F**k do you know about design?? You created woman and look at the problems we have with them!!"
"Ahem" said God, "I think you'll find that there are alot more men riding my f**king creation than yours!!!"