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6 Posts | Latest reply on 01/11/2007 06:40:34 by Nutkin68 | Go to original / last post

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Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Husband: Oh, come on Wife: Leave me alone ! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night ? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest of times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd me more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but lets forget it for tonight. Husband: Please.....come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it !! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, thats good. Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 01 November 2007 at 05:41

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Nutkin68 @ 01/11/2007 05:41:36

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Message posted by RC on 01 November 2007 at 05:50

RC @ 01/11/2007 05:50:19

nina

In: Barnsley
Posts: 487

nice 1

Message posted by nina on 01 November 2007 at 05:55

nina @ 01/11/2007 05:55:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

reasonable nutkins!!! I bet you have crunchy nut cornflakes on a morning! lol.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 November 2007 at 06:21

Deleted Member @ 01/11/2007 06:21:24

ladyrider

In: abergele
Posts: 111

u got a microphone in this bedroom ?!!!!!

Message posted by ladyrider on 01 November 2007 at 06:24

ladyrider @ 01/11/2007 06:24:53

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Bullet wrote: reasonable nutkins!!! I bet you have crunchy nut cornflakes on a morning! lol. Can't stand em fella, lol !!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 01 November 2007 at 06:40

Nutkin68 @ 01/11/2007 06:40:34

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