The following questions were set in last year's examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drinkA. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formedA. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspireQ. What causes the tides in the oceansA. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fightQ. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist onA. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowedQ. In a democratic society, how important are electionsA. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an electionQ. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs             (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)Q.. What happens to your body as you ageA. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinentalQ. What happens to a boy when he reaches pubertyA. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery              (So true)Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettesA. Premature deathQ. What is artificial inseminationA. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sourA. Keep it in the cow                                 (Simple, but brilliant)Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..                (wtf!)                                                   Q. What is the fibula?A. A small lieQ. What does 'varicose' mean?                    A. Nearby                                                                      Asian answer!Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium           (That would work)Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'A. The caesarean section is a district in RomeQ. What is a seizure?A. A Roman Emperor.              (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport.          (Irrefutable)Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight   (brilliant)                                                                                                                                                                              

Thanks - again,!! Xxx                                                                                                                                                                             

As a typical stereotype blonde I now don't feel too bad                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave knows all sees all sez feck all                                                                                                                                                                             

Do you know Dave......                                                                                                                                                                             

who the hell is Dave ?????????????????/                                                                                                                                                                               

who the hell is Dave ?????????????????/ 
                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave probably wrote these answers!