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10 Posts | Latest reply on 20/06/2013 17:22:04 by Sandi | Go to original / last post

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

We've all come across these incompetents, so what sticky labels should we adhere to the boot of their cars?

DANGER! Driven by a right twat! CARE! Driver is blind.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 June 2013 at 18:07

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Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:07:25

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

CAUTION C**T AT THE WHEEL!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 June 2013 at 18:28

Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:28:59

Eiron

In: Hastings
Posts: 173

I've got a Brother label printer just for making number plate slogans.
Black on yellow or black on clear look quite professional.
"Dozy Parker" or "Danger - loose nut holding steering wheel"
might not be noticed for weeks.

Message posted by Eiron on 18 June 2013 at 18:32

Eiron @ 18/06/2013 18:32:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Print a variety. Send them to KISS with your details I'm sure the buyers will refund you.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 June 2013 at 18:37

Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:37:17

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

How about.......

This is the basic model so it doesn't have indicators as standard

I'm the only person allowed to drive like an eejit

normal crappy driving will resume once I've finished my call

Message posted by rowanblossom on 18 June 2013 at 19:36

rowanblossom @ 18/06/2013 19:36:31

whats ordinary?

In: London
Posts: 122

hahahahahaha very funny double 6, go for the jugular Big smile

Message posted by whats ordinary? on 19 June 2013 at 20:35

whats ordinary? @ 19/06/2013 20:35:44

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Please pass quietly, I'm on the phone

Message posted by davidneale on 20 June 2013 at 02:44

davidneale @ 20/06/2013 02:44:42

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Please pass quietly, I'm on the phone

Message posted by davidneale on 20 June 2013 at 02:46

davidneale @ 20/06/2013 02:46:26

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Road Dunce !! Wacko

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 June 2013 at 07:41

Deleted Member @ 20/06/2013 07:41:19

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

"if you took the phone off your ear you'd see where you're going" I said that, to a car driver as I had to step back on the pavement cos he was coming straight at me - it took me a few seconds to realise exactly what I said - then I burst out laughing

typical Sandi so I guess my sticker would read something like If I have my phone to my ear, I can't see you

Message posted by Sandi on 20 June 2013 at 17:22

Sandi @ 20/06/2013 17:22:04

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