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30 Posts | Latest reply on 24/03/2013 09:33:21 by jinx57 | Go to original / last post

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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34894

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...... "Lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Message posted by Ragnar on 23 December 2012 at 11:51

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

ummmmmmm....errrrrrrrrrr.....meh...

Message posted by jinx57 on 24 December 2012 at 15:25

jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 15:25:33

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Man who goes to bed thinking of woman, wake up with solution on stomach!

Message posted by mad munky on 24 December 2012 at 16:51

mad munky @ 24/12/2012 16:51:34

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

make mine a double,man...hic!!

Message posted by jinx57 on 24 December 2012 at 20:45

jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 20:45:59

non-hotmale

In: Leyland
Posts: 243

A bird in hand make poop on wrist.

Message posted by non-hotmale on 26 December 2012 at 23:16

non-hotmale @ 26/12/2012 23:16:17

In: London
Posts: 1139

wot's appenin', innit blud.

Message posted by xj on 30 December 2012 at 00:03

xj @ 30/12/2012 00:03:21

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Women are like pianos, when not upright they are grand

Message posted by mad munky on 02 January 2013 at 13:05

mad munky @ 02/01/2013 13:05:57

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Men were only put on the the earth beacause vibrators cant buy us a drink !!!!!!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 January 2013 at 20:21

Deleted Member @ 02/01/2013 20:21:40

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...ah so.

Message posted by jinx57 on 03 January 2013 at 06:55

jinx57 @ 03/01/2013 06:55:16

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

"f**ked if i know,sunshine!"

Message posted by jinx57 on 10 January 2013 at 14:01

jinx57 @ 10/01/2013 14:01:10

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

"jesus f***in' christ" after hitting thumb with hammer !!

Message posted by jinx57 on 16 January 2013 at 07:42

jinx57 @ 16/01/2013 07:42:12

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

He who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.. Virgin like balloon----- one prick,all gone.. Lady who live in glass house,dress in basement.. Man who take lady on camping trip,have on intent.. Never trust men with short legs,brains too near bottom..

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 February 2013 at 19:25

Deleted Member @ 21/02/2013 19:25:05

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

... bet he didnt say that lol..x

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 February 2013 at 21:29

Deleted Member @ 22/02/2013 21:29:54

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

i can't be arsed ,to be honest...............

Message posted by jinx57 on 23 February 2013 at 20:47

jinx57 @ 23/02/2013 20:47:17

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

you call THAT a prurient saying????pah!

Message posted by jinx57 on 26 February 2013 at 11:56

jinx57 @ 26/02/2013 11:56:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 February 2013 at 20:15

Deleted Member @ 28/02/2013 20:15:28

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

man with one leg better hop it chop chop...

Message posted by jinx57 on 01 March 2013 at 09:53

jinx57 @ 01/03/2013 09:53:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hahahah Jinx...x

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 March 2013 at 18:58

Deleted Member @ 01/03/2013 18:58:50

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

If you haven't lived to regret. Then you probably haven't lived.

Message posted by davidneale on 02 March 2013 at 01:52

davidneale @ 02/03/2013 01:52:09

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

never mind if...try why??

Message posted by jinx57 on 03 March 2013 at 14:19

jinx57 @ 03/03/2013 14:19:13

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