How to make Love.

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE   Ingredients:  4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 soft, warm mixing bowl 1 Firm banana  Directions:  1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until wellcreamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeatsteps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes:  1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefullyafter use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town !                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by Ragnar on 09 December 2012 at 18:36    Click here to report this post to a moderator Ragnar @ 09/12/2012 18:36:55 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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i find slowly best........Hug                                                                                                                                                                             
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Lmho....LOL.. Brilliant...Thumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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  and there's me thinking it was 'How to make a MESS' LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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LMAO - like it!  Will have to try and remember that one lol!                                                                                                                                                                              
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two frustrated red indian chiefs.....1st:HOW!!....2nd:ME KNOW HOW,WHEN???                                                                                                                                                                             
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brokeback mountain....two word film review...YUP?....YEP!
                                                                                                                                                                             
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