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Deleted Member

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Wev'e got an Understanding Women topic so its only fair to have one about guy's eh... equality and all that lol. Why oh why do men insist on leaving the toilet seat up ???

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 11:41

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Sorry ive put this in the wrong section...could someone move it to the jokes section please..thank you..

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 11:44

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 11:44:43

Holmfirthgirl

In: Larkfield
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moved for ya Jen

...or rather...why do they always MISS the toilet bowl!!

Message posted by Holmfirthgirl on 12 August 2012 at 12:08

Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2012 12:08:30

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Why is it a problem?

Ever heard a man complain if the seat is up or down?

Its only a toilet seat get over it!

Message posted by mad munky on 12 August 2012 at 12:14

mad munky @ 12/08/2012 12:14:52

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Trust you MM , blokey answer is that ... it is important so there

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 12:23

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 12:23:27

mad munky

In: Hull
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Course its a blokey answer, I'm a bloke! LOL

Now what else is that important, that you've started this thread, I cant wait.........

Message posted by mad munky on 12 August 2012 at 12:38

mad munky @ 12/08/2012 12:38:36

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Why do you forget things, or not tell us everything...only half the story...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 12:51

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 12:51:00

mad munky

In: Hull
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I think you will find that complaint applies to both sexes, next....

Message posted by mad munky on 12 August 2012 at 13:04

mad munky @ 12/08/2012 13:04:46

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Why is "man flu "supposedly much worse than lady's flu ???

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 13:40

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 13:40:58

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

Cant answer that, I don't get flu,

but is it just that men are used to women complaining and so don't notice another winge, whereas when a man complains he's not well women don't like not being the centre of attention?

Gosh this is too easy Wingerjen Clap

Message posted by mad munky on 12 August 2012 at 14:15

mad munky @ 12/08/2012 14:15:20

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Oi lolol....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2012 at 14:17

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 14:17:29

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
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truth is, men are normally bigger and stronger(i did say normally!!),so their germs are correspondingly bigger and stronger too....hope this covers it.xxx

Message posted by jinx57 on 12 August 2012 at 22:11

jinx57 @ 12/08/2012 22:11:32

VFR800AJ

In: Sutton Coldfield
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Food and TLC does it for me.................. Jens well on the way with the food

Message posted by VFR800AJ on 12 August 2012 at 22:29

VFR800AJ @ 12/08/2012 22:29:43

centurion

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Not sure why I'm passing this one on but what the hell; Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.AMEN

Message posted by centurion on 13 August 2012 at 15:51

centurion @ 13/08/2012 15:51:20

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Ha ha Centurion.................

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 August 2012 at 18:46

Deleted Member @ 13/08/2012 18:46:16

Emzed

In: Pickering
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Cheers centurion, luvs ya man (in a blokey way

) Jen, I luvs ya too

But yer jus just luv causing havoc don't ya

Message posted by Emzed on 13 August 2012 at 23:19

Emzed @ 13/08/2012 23:19:11

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Ha ha ....Ya knows me well Mr. Em

.. but in a sort of nice way ....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 August 2012 at 00:00

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 00:00:49

Emzed

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That sounds like an admission of guilt to me Mrs

In a similarly nice kinda way

Message posted by Emzed on 18 August 2012 at 01:49

Emzed @ 18/08/2012 01:49:32

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I would have found it very hard to deny it Mr Em... unlike Sprint who would have totally denied it

.. (He cant see this cos hes on manouvres lol )

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2012 at 11:38

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2012 11:38:57

mad munky

In: Hull
Posts: 6549

What having a poo?

Message posted by mad munky on 18 August 2012 at 12:11

mad munky @ 18/08/2012 12:11:13

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