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Well i've finally finished mi novel. A nice tale of a dad who give's his son a furry little critter for x-mas, but he cannot spill water on it as it will turn into a lizzard and be very naughty. This should make me a wad of cash and i can go and live in the cairbbean in a grass skirt and look at ladies in the sea while drinking penicalada's and eating hot dogs.

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Deleted Member @ 29/12/2010 02:49:37

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heehee very good

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Deleted Member @ 29/12/2010 12:11:05

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Mi mate has told me that mi novel is already a film, so thats taken that up the torpedo tube, so i will not be going to the cairbbean for another week, best go buy some hot dogs tomorrow.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 00:06

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kooky

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not burgers then

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 00:13

kooky @ 30/12/2010 00:13:53

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Frogs legs tomorrow.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 00:48

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kooky

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French cuisine then - very upmarket!

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 00:49

kooky @ 30/12/2010 00:49:39

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Not really the frogs from pogmoor.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 01:08

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kooky

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my kids had a load of pogs not heard of pogmoor though are the frogs just pogs off the moor - english frogs????

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 01:15

kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:15:43

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Egyptian i think.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 01:19

Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:19:48

kooky

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wow pyramid pog frogs

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 01:42

kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:42:39

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Bright yellow, think they might be poisonous so i will give them to the tramp who live's in mi shed.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 01:54

Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:54:23

kooky

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how could you treat a poor tramp sooo badly

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 01:56

kooky @ 30/12/2010 01:56:15

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He nicked mi pants off the washing line.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2010 at 01:57

Deleted Member @ 30/12/2010 01:57:31

kooky

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pants and frogs how lucky is he

Message posted by kooky on 30 December 2010 at 02:02

kooky @ 30/12/2010 02:02:35

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Just had some oxtail soup, and it just make me wonder about all them ox's walking about in a field with no tails on.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 31 December 2010 at 15:50

Deleted Member @ 31/12/2010 15:50:38

kooky

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heh I just found your tramp again lol you given him some of your soup!!!

Message posted by kooky on 31 December 2010 at 15:58

kooky @ 31/12/2010 15:58:43

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Gsd gam i was walkng down the syreret i and i was a bit drunk but he told me i had the wrong shoes on and i said im not wearing shoes cos i am the resurection and i am the light and he said sorry mate but im gay and if you want to come back to my place thats when i siag oh god beam me up jeeeesus the baby foooook me i am a gay icon just like yer man god im talkinmng bollocks nar its cos im sexy like that

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 January 2011 at 02:16

Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:16:27

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I Agree with what he say's becouse the guy has talent but it just a pity he carn't get laid becouse he is a sasd fookwit,

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 January 2011 at 02:36

Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:36:23

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I give in honsety i give in, i haven't got a clue please telll me cos im just a man.........................................bit pissed toneet.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 January 2011 at 02:57

Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 02:57:21

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Is there a god and a baby jeesus, and can i ask him what the fookin ell.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 01 January 2011 at 03:01

Deleted Member @ 01/01/2011 03:01:24

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