Good to meet you, Dave 
Sorry that I couldn't stay longer but I've been pretty rough these last couple days and this was my first time off the sofa!!!
I hope you enjoyed Squires and that your chips were half decent at least !!
Good luck when you cross the border into Lancashire...they're even odder there                                                                                                                                                                              

noooooooooo
don't let him go. keep the old git we don't want him eating all the food at the xmas dinner again.
                                                                                                                                                                             

Sorry hun...but he's fully vaccinated and all his papers are in order so there's not much I can do about it !! Maybe there are different regulations across the border. Suggest you try with the Lancashire contingent !!                                                                                                                                                                             

I may tell DEFRA that he has foot and mouth.                                                                                                                                                                             

Can he DIY....cos then he can stay                                                                                                                                                                                 

Dave is pretty good at DIY as long as you don't mind having it done again properly after :P                                                                                                                                                                             

rowanblossom he is excellent at changing batteries. please keep him. he is housetrained and everything. he licks the window when he needs to go outside and is very friendly although he has been known to frighten very small children but we tell them he is the BFG and can usually get away with it. BFG being the Big Fat Git of course.

ALERT - The Dave is on the move.

Have just received  info that he is now in Lancashire!!!

but that could be a lie......

He may be heading back south as I type!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Phew!  It's safe to come out then if he's left Yorkshire! 

Hahahaha Dave you didn't get me with your camera!  ner ner ner !

* looks around sheepishly... *     Julz.....he HAS left Yorkshire hasn't he???

hahah... Everytime I've seen him at rallies/meets, he's had his trusty camera and try as I might to hide out of camera shot, he always gets one! 

Xj... you know you'd miss him if we kept him ooop north! ;)

 

The more you hide the more determind the camera gets!

Be warned mwahahaha                                                                                                                                                                             

bugger. i forgot i gave him my phone number. he's been harassing me by text.
just wait till he reads this though. and i'm afraid lancastrians only get two jelly babies and a flower to keep him.
                                                                                                                                                                             

Make. It three jelly babies, a flower and a diy kit and some chocolate and I will keep him for a month. Send some cider up and who knows                                                                                                                                                                             

Too late i'm already home, you dilly dallied too long with making the payment Mark. 

You're upping the ante a bit there rb, xj would never dip his hand in his pocket that deep, he can't reach the bottom anyway !!.

I snuck out this morning under the cover of darkness just so i could see all of you down South once again.  

And yes my camera has got a Karey homing device installed,  ready to be used at every opportunity  !!.                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm glad you're back Dave and can't wait to see you with a flat cap gaffer taped on top of your lid and to watch you put a ferret down your trousers.                                                                                                                                                                             

Shhhhh....he hasn't noticed there's a ferret already down there                                                                                                                                                                              

Dammit!!!!! so, that's where it went!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                             

Thought i had been fidgeting more than usual
since meeting up at Squires !!!.                                                                                                                                                                               

hahah Dave.. I managed to evade you this time!  I waited until I knew it was safe to venture out and made my way to Squires today! 

Ragnar...don't forget the pigeons.. we've sent some homing pigeons wi flat caps on, monitored on ground by whippets, carrying some tripe n chips
                                                                                                                                                                             

I wouldn't dare say anything like that, that would be stereotyping.                                                                                                                                                                               

You sure it is a whippet and not my polecat? he seems to be AWOL at the moment!