Hmmm... It appears it's not UPS's fault.
It's silly Italians, telling us they've sent stuff via UPS when, in fact, they've sent it by Poste Italienne

Gee thanks. That's safe then. Fully trackable. Not.
Surrounded by eejits!
Can't get the PM thing to work at the mo Nodrog - best bet would be to turn up at F&F tomorrow - few more BM folk will be there tomorrow by the sound of things... a few have gone AWOL and one won't be there til Sunday!