(1) for my boiler not to break down anymore, pleasssssssssse !

(2) for my washer to behave, stop flashing its lights at me, stop spilling its contents on the floor and follow suit !

(3) for my wonky kitchen tap thats hanging off, to not spring a sudden leak under the sink, anytime in the near future !

What do you mean I can only have three wishes, theres loads more !

Yes I have slight plumbing problems....... any jokes regarding tena-ladies will be severly punished !!