(1) for my boiler not to break down anymore, pleasssssssssse !
(2) for my washer to behave, stop flashing its lights at me, stop spilling its contents on the floor and follow suit !
(3) for my wonky kitchen tap thats hanging off, to not spring a sudden leak under the sink, anytime in the near future !
What do you mean I can only have three wishes, theres loads more !
Yes I have slight plumbing problems....... any jokes regarding tena-ladies will be severly punished !!