ugly man walks into a pub with a big grin on his face.. What are you so happy about asks the landlord.. Well i live by the railway and on my way home last night i noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we made love all night...   Did you get a Bl**job asked the landlord..   No i could not find her head....                                                                                                                                                                             

Man talking to his friend in the pub. “Have you tried the bronco position?” Friend “No, whats that” Man “You get on the wife doggy style whisper in her ear ‘your sister is better than you’ then just hang on.                                                                                                                                                                             

Naughty!!                                                                                                                                                                             

An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face."What are you so happy about?" asks the barman."Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!""Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head."