on my first ride out on my own after passing my test came home and had to roll the bike backwards down my front garden   as i was still sitting on the bike i lost my footing and over i went with the bike on top of me!!!   I had to wait 10 mins for a passer by to help me out as i was trapped underneath it!!!!!   the helpper was about 90!!                                                                                                                                                                             

falling off when leaving a packed Mc Donalds. even Ronald was staring,soooo embarassing. scratched bike, broken indicator and a sore backside                                                                                                                                                                               

It must be painful for a lass to have a broken indicator                                                                                                                                                                             

nothing a little gaffa tape couldnt fix to get me home                                                                                                                                                                               

Nearly fell off leaving squires last night!!!

Ps.....If any of you ever see me drop my bike .....please come and help me pick it up ......thanks 

                                                                                                                                                                             

A coffee too many....?        *thinks - wot a plonker!*                                                                                                                                                                             

.....no it was that kiss from you that caught me unawares ...                                                                                                                                                                              

whats this you kissing the girls XK i thought that was my job                                                                                                                                                                              

You weren't there, Bill - so I had to deputise in your absence.     (That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it)                                                                                                                                                                             

My dad once discovered his pilly was no longer there. Did a u-turn and backtracked, and found her beside the road in a less than charitable mood. If things had been a little different, I might have had a different mum!   Harry Worth, been there, done that with both of 'em. Flared jeans hooked over the carb top on an old BMW R75..down it goes.   Chain left on a BMW K-bike...down it goes Even worse, pic bike up, removed chain jammed round wheel and find it's broken a hydraulic line and have to ring RAC to be rescued.                                                                                                                                                                             

as long as it's only the kissing your deputizing for XK                                                                                                                                                                               

Soz Bill , I'll come clean - I sneaked a hug as well                                                                                                                                                                             

going to have to keep my eye on you                                                                                                                                                                              

last week at the cat n fiddle on exiting the carpark put my left foot down to stabalize myself but the ground was lower than i thought so over i went couldnt believe id done it infront of all the bm'rs                                                                                                                                                                                

Wow.....i really feel for you kfoggy....                                                                                                                                                                             

Kay dont worry hun its an age thing forgeting about gravity lol I forgot to switch the harley ign off at barmouth and had a flat battery                                                                                                                                                                              

 I dropped me brand new Varadero in an industrial estate in Consett, back in March 02,.. gravel surface which I would've had no probs broad-siding it round, but on this day, got on it from left, right foot down and straight into a 5" deep hole. Sir Isaac Newton took over!!  

is that what it is jp! i thought it was because im a short arse                                                                                                                                                                              

(((Kay)))                                                                                                                                                                             

K,   I hear you and feel for you....   Done exactly the same last year outside the Watermans Bike Nite in Hatton. Even with my R6 lowered I struggled to get the balls of my feet to the ground at the best of times. Had to ride along the front of the pub cos a van came winging round the corner, run out of tarmac and didn't want to ride on the grass, steep camber on my left, foot down and dropped my bike in front of oh about 100 odd bikers.