kooky
stop being a wuss and pick it up and eat the whole bloody lot!!!
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Have you seen mi carpet, the C.S.I would have a hard time trying to piece that together.
kooky
i didn't say eat the dead body just the bloody sandwich
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That bacon was that rare, a good vet could have got it back on its feet.
kooky
you really got an animal fetish me thinks - perhaps you need to ask santa for summat associated with animals and sticks!!!
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No i hate all animals, like robots.
kooky
I robot....love that film
Wannabe
Dear Santa,
Please send me at least half a dozen wedding commissions, workshop bookings by the bucketload & lots of customers with lots of spending money at the shows.
Kthxbye xx
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thanks santa for yet more snow......not !!!!!!
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Dear Santa,don't bother turning up,you never normally do.
Fat ****.
kooky
santa doesn't come to those who don't believe in him!!!
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Never said i don't believe in him,just said he never turns up.
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And he don't bring what i ask for, git.
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that's cos you've been a very naughty boy!
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I didn't know it was against the law.