ok, I compiled this in the summer on facebook, not sure i ended up at 10 but here they are.
online dating - just don't go there!!! These are my top ten, had a mail from a guy that goes, Hi, I like your profile, I'm looking for a promiscious girl. Thanks. my reply - Hi after looking at your profile, I'm now celibate.
Online dating - cont..... arrange to meet a guy, who has seen my pic, he's ok looking. walks upto me, looks me up and down, and says thanks but no thanks and walks off. I'd like to point out, I wasn't wearing a bin bag, was in a hobbs skirt, jaeger cashmere jumper and black boots!!!!
Online dating - cont..... message - when are you going to shag me you sexy thing. as this was the first time i'd spoken to him i thought it was slightly presumptious, my reply - after seeing your picture when hell freezes over and maybe not then.
online dating - cont .... go out have a nice night, next day calls me to say his wife was suspicious but i was great fun and did I mind!!!!
Online dating - cont .... go on a date, had a great time seemed to get on really well never hear another word, sadly this has happened more than once.
Online dating - cont ..... after having a drink with a guy he looks at me and says I'm too lively for him and he's always be trying to keep up with me, now as I'm not exactly built for speed he I decided must of had the get up and go of a slug
online dating - cont.... out to dinner, ok eve, he seems quite nice, pay the bill and we then go for a coffee, he says he needs to get something from car, and I never see him again, about 4 mths later I get a message, he had completely forgotten he had already met me and asked me out again!!!!
Online dating - cont.... one story is false, all the others are true, can you guess which one it is???
Online dating - cont ..... went to dinner with a married man, (ok, ok I knew he was married) he then dumps me after a couple of weeks saying it's too complicated and hard with wife, ok fair enough, but hen I find out he has already contacted my best friend and used all the same lines he used on me - cut and pasted!!!
Online dating - cont ... meet for a drink, we get on well, we do on a few more dates then we both decide its not going anywhere and say to each other it isnt and go our seperate ways, like grown ups do !!!
Still looking and running out of ponds