Harley Davidsons,The most effective way of turning petrol into noise without the side-effect of horsepower                                                                                                                                                                              

<grabs the popcorn and sits back waiting for the harley owners to reply>                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.   How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager that wants to stay out all night.   Why is it that at class reunions you always feel younger than everyone else looks?   No one says "Its only a game" when their team is winning   I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.   Be careful reading the fine print. There is no way you are going to like it.   Money cant buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari than a Smart Car!   After 60, if you dont wake up aching in every joint, youre probably already dead!   "Occasionally let your mind wander, it knows how to get home!"