will fight ya for him witchest !!!! gawd he is hot hot hot, but like you said only dressed up as jack sparrow, god i could tweek his beads any day !!!! watched second one last night, he could forget the lump of coal, just bring his pistol even if its only got one shot in it an i would be happy
oh and the black contacts he wears would need to be in,
ahoy me heartys away we go sail off into sunset an get marooned with him blissfull sheer bliss