Well ........     You've seen my sink Suz   What's the verdict   Or was the eyesight too blurry   You  animal                                                                                                                                                                                     

pmsl ..... ummmm .... well Harley.... powderin me nose  i aint uma thurman  or shoudl i say Mrs Wallis  ...... i never look in peeps bathroom cabinet incase they hear me open it........ i mean coz it would be rude.... pmsl   and oily finger prints are okay  bt even better when not wasted in a sink   pmsl hahahaha   and emz........ im not sure i can even remmeber what colour ya bathroom suite is... pmsl ..... bt i do think  it passed the inspection  pmsl... gawd ive not had a head like that for a long time..... HANGOVER head that is ....  i blame lynn.....                                                                                                                                                                              

I "know" I posted this earlier today     But it seems to have just disappeared into cyberspace   So here goes again     You've seen my sink suz   Did it pass your inspection   Or was the hangover too distracting to notice                                                                                                                                                                               

@ xsuzix , yeah the sink's clean , the whole house is clean , clean of women's clutter and potions . Lol Dusty x                                                                                                                                                                              

Dusty....dont be such a poof lad!  we women expect certain low standards from you lot!

Leave the lad alone - I can't move in my bathroom due to women' s potions...   Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing..                                                                                                                                                                             

  What's a "howlet" XK   Is it a smaller version of a "howler"   Which you are prone to post       Nice one mate                                                                                                                                                                               

Howlet - 1425–75; late Middle English;  perhaps
 < French hulotte  wood-owl, perhaps derivative of Middle French huler  to howl < Germanic;

There y'go EmZ - good old cut n paste!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Hadnt seen this topic at all but posted same thing on FB tonight - spooky                                                                                                                                                                             

@kwakgirl. 'low standards'
opposites attract , that's why blokes like soft skinned fragrant curvy women and you lot like to wallow in a bit of 'manimal' filth.
I mean you cannot be serious , how on earth can you want to jump in the sack with a ' nobbly , hairy , farty, sweaty, smelly bloke , and that's after a shower. Lol
Dusty x

pmsl ..... ffs lmao...   coz it makes us feel all the .... sweeeeter                                                                                                                                                                                

Sweeter , Yeah , that makes a lot of sense .
Women seem to know a lot about this stuff . Me , I'm totally clueless .
Dusty x                                                                                                                                                                              

hmmmmm.....currently brewing up eye of newt and toe of frog in my bathroom ....been looking in the garden most of the day from those damn howlets!   @Dusty maybe its me that has the low standards then because actually jumping "in the sack" with anyone would be a novelty! lol note to self...raise the bar a bit....and just order another whisky!                                                                                                                                                                              

KWAK,,,,if you're buying ,mines a jack daniels,double ,no ice...                                                                                                                                                                             

p@KG, now come on , pull the other one.ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff@:? oops , bloody cat. your standards can't be that low. I'm quite sure you must have knocked back several dozen                                                        ioooooooooooooooool suitors off thicx this site alone , not to mention 'the real world' Dusty x                                                                                                                                                                              

Well there are currently LOTS of offers at Bodyshop ... and they don't do Eye of Newt or anything else like that....                                                                                                                                                                              

hmmmm....LOTS of offers at bodyshop??????? sounds like my sort of place....directions please? any sort of offer would be good     @ Dusty ay im sure you've seen me fighting them all off with a big stick....ooooooppppssssss sorry i mean broomstick! haha   @Jinx....ok but your round next! mines a single malt no ice!