Right.      Now that we are into the swing of things. Are there any 20yr old 'Angel Faced Nymphomaniacs' out there that care to give a 'Geriatric' biker a wrestling match?    P.S. Sandy.      If you ever need a 1st reserve, please feel free to contact me.                                                                                                                                                                                

ha ha thanks MS - best offer Ive had all day lmao!!!  .................so you're still fantasising about that "angel faced nyphomaniac" again?! Ill keep my eyes and ears open for yer as always but just bear in mind, age isnt a barrier there either - you get em all ages I think!  Plus, nice try - but we're all accountable for what we say no matter what age - shame on you wanting to wrestle with a 20 year old at your age too lmao!!!  Think on though, if you did achieve your fantasy, it'd probably back fire anyway - you may end up needing yer mum to rub in the linament for all the aches and pains you'd have afterwards pmsl!!!! Life can be a bitch like that sometimes - doesnt always turn out the way you expect or dream it will!!  Happy hunting hun - Im sure you'll have fun looking pmsl!!! Sandy                                                                                                                                                                             

Sandy.       Thought you would appreciate the reference back to the 'A, F. Nympho'.        I've got my 'Horse oils' ready and prepared to take my chances.  I also have some viagra tablets. I tried one once and it got stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for a week.      The mind is still active and willing, I'll worry about the body 'IF' it ever comes to it.        On the occasions that I came off my bike when I was younger, I always bounced and walked away with minor cuts and bruises. Whilst picking apples off my tree a couple of years ago, the branch on which the ladder was resting, broke. I was bucked off the ladder and fell about 15 feet, landing like a sack of potatoes, on my back, on a pile of bricks. I lay still for about 10 minutes (Moving, first, my fingers, then my hands and so on to see if anything had stopped working), everything checked out ok. I suppose I was lucky, fortunately I'm still fairly fit but I was pretty stiff for a week so I'm obviously not as fit as I was thirty years ago. When I hobbled back up the garden and told my (Now ex) wife what had happened she was really sympathetic. All she said was 'I hope the neighbours weren't watching you'.        The one thing I have noticed as I grow older is that I seem to find bruises on my body that I cannot remember being inflicted. Either my body is becoming more tender with age. OR. My memory is getting worse.           I think you may have sussed out my sence of humour.                                                                                  M.S.                                                                                                                                                                                    

yes MS I think I have your SOH sussed for sure!!!  As for bruises that cant be remembered/explained, Ive been that way all my life - as a child my dad used to constantly ask and wonder then when all grown up (still debatable some say lol!?)my then husband and now my partner still ask and wonder but I still dont know!!!!  Ive always put it down to being blonde not my age though and am sticking to it!?  As for Viagra - no experience of knowledge of it thank goodness but it reminds me of another joke............if you stick some in your eye it will make you look "well 'ard" (didnt say it was a good joke but made me giggle!!)  Agein happens to us all, some fare better than others but it does gain us experience - good and bad and it can develop a sense of humour and different attitude to life if you let it!  Admittedly, I sometimes find I cant quite do what I did 20 years ago or for as long but I  dont let it stop me and I sure as hell have fun trying. Im riding a bloody big bike now I wasnt then for one thing lmao!!   Im told I also make alot of those around me laugh whilst Im "trying" stuff out too which is what it's all about - having fun, laughing alot and enjoying yourself and life in general. Agein's not only about the physical but mentally being daft as a brush and laughing alot helps keep the years at bay too .................works for me anyway!!!! Have fun, keep laughing and take care on those bikes out there - keep the shiny side up (yourself and bike!) always............ Sandy oh and MS take care on those ladders now and read the instructions on that Viagra more carefully too - stays in hospital could be longer at your age too lmao!!! x                                                                                                                                                                              

I agree with everything you said Sandy & MS, I don't feel my age & i still go to gig with my daughter & the crowd there are aged 15 yrs up, i'm always the oldest there. There's one band I see alot of & the crowd there gave me a nick name so now I use it on myspace, I can be walking around anywhere & people would come up to me & ask me if i'm the cra***black***la**, so I say yeah thats me. About 7 weeks ago now I meet a guy from here, we're still going out & he's 9 yrs younger than me but do i care, 'no' & he doesn't care either we're so happy, it's great feeling younger than you are.                                                                                                                                                                                 

a woman i know likes going out with older guys cos she looks young in comparison!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

good on ya Tagon - keep rockin stay happy!!! and yes tango - there are quite a few of us about, isnt it great lmao!! Sandy x                                                                                                                                                                             

you know your agein when yu jus wanna hang people for the silliest things!bring back floggin an national service!your post consists of saga cruise adverts,hearing aids adverts,an insurance companys floggin annuities on yr hse!only phone calls yu get are from double glazing companys,or from india!!! the young assistant in the shop speaks slowly an loudly,an people offer assistance when your gettin of yer bike!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Got a long way to go yet....still in my naughty forties and really enjoying it....could not give a damn since turning 40...PLEASED for you Tagon, what the heck has it got to do with anyone else how old you or your partner is...so long as you both make each other really happy...best wishes to you both!!!

     To all the young ladies that kindly sent messages taking me up on my 'Wrestling match' offer.      I think there may have been a slight problem with my email as none of the messages actually got through.      Due to 'Anticipated' popular demand, I am now opening up the age criteria from 20yrs to 120yrs old.      Oh! and bring you own liniment.      P.S. A good knowledge of Gardening, Housekeeping, bricklaying and Decorating would be an advantage.                                                                                                                                                                               

keep going to pm yu cos of your silhouette then realise your a bloke!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Tangoman.      What silhouette. That me photo.      It might be a bit easier if we did have male & female silhouettes although I should really try to post a photo but don't wish to put anyone off (Not just yet).      Feel free to P.M. me if you wish but just be careful what you say. Things ain't quite that desperate (Yet).           Keep the posts comming, we have got to try to keep everyone smiling.   All the best.  M.S.                                                                                                                                                                             

ha ha.............you forgot to include "and policeman look younger" Tango lmao!!! Plus MS steady on now, it's starting to smell of desperation when you stretch the age range for AF nymphomaniacs to 120 yrs (do they exist/are they still able at all never mind alot lmao?!) and when Tango almost pm's you cos of silhouette thats really asking for trouble!!!  My advice would be to get a pic of yourself on to prevent any more confusion (although could be interesting too!) hate to say it but I did warn you about that didnt I?-you cant look any worse than the majority of us-unique and full of character, especially as we age pmsl!!!!!  This subject has definately made me smile though...................agein can be very humourous too!!!! Sandy x                                                                                                                                                                              

Come on MS get your piccy on the screen, beauty is hidden below the skin and we have already fallen for your wit and personality, after all we need to know who to avoid out on the road!!                                                                                                                                                                             

cops look like schoolkids now!wird thing now is sometimes i see lookalikes of girls an boys i knew when young an think i'm in a time warp an of course its there sons an Daughters[an poss grankids!!] hangin around town like we used to!!cept there flippin taller!!!my sons over 6' cant tell em of when there like that!!!an ms if i am brave enought o put my mug on here yu should to!!unless yu have a number on it!!                                                                                                                                                                             

T.M.      I didn't ask the police for a copy of the photo with the numbers on it. I didn't think it would look too good on my passport. I am trying to sort something out regarding a piccy but I am not that well up on computers yet so will have to wait for a friend of mine to 'Talk me through' the uploading of it. I bet some of you are are eagerly waiting to see exactly what this 'Nut' looks like, at least it's keeping you interested. For any of you that can't wait, I look a bit like this:                                                   Don't say I didn't warn you.      OH! And Scary, the last thing I want is for you to 'Avoid' me (Apart from on your bike).                                                                                                                                                                             

oooohhhh nice, just how I imagined you - no surprise there then lmao!!!! Sandy ps still need an "actual real life" pic of you on your profile tho no matter what you look like, we've all been forewarned now anyway pmsl!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Come on MS - pluck up that courage man and get your photo on - if I can put this photo up then you've no excuse lol                                                                                                                                                                             

I agree with Geoff, dont be shy...I am literally A WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE and I am not embarassed one bit! LOL!                                                                                                                                                                             

My first Triumph. Born to be wild.   This photo is a few years old.   Anyone looking for a 'Toy Boy'?