When the hearse driver said to us as we were going into the house, after mum's funeral, 'see you later' I replied 'much later I hope'                                                                                                                                                                                

At least he didnt ask you for your number Kwak lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Kids at school were practicing their 'Scottish' nativity play. One of the kids who was playing a wise man was bringing a dram to wet the babys head as a gift. On closer inspection, he was trying to pour the water on the dolls head!!!!Had to quickly explain what 'wetting the babys head' actually meant! Lol!

" I have never met a woman with hairy ears, and I have been to St Helens"     classic                                                                                                                                                                                

Duno i will tell you when it does, but i think it will be daft.                                                                                                                                                                             

A document that I designed had to be turned into a protected format so that the guys who use is can't alter it.   I sent it to the the person who was going to protect it and it really freaked her out when she tried to save it.   The document is entitled ' A Celebration of Life', basically its an end of life document to be used for ppl with learning difficulties.  Everytime she tried to save the document, the title changed to,    'I told you I was ill'....                                                                                                                                                                                

  Seeing a car with fake reindeer antlers attached to the passenger windows  one antler each side.                                                                                                                                                                             

Hearing on the news just now that there are 100's of postmen that are worried that they are not going to be able to empty their sacks before Xmas.                                                                                                                                                                                  

i have that problem.......but thats another story lmao....i just saw that on the news too !!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

It was the happiest day of my life, Arrived at church, Wife waiting at the alter, Walked up the isle, kissed her on the cheek   Smiled,    Closed the lid!!                                                                                                                                                                             

All of the people who responded to my text request asking for a push cus I was stuck in the snow.......You know who you are                                                                                                                                                                                

Was that the empty message I got? lol                                                                                                                                                                             

....all by meself in the carpark, after phoning Trish to ask her where she was so I could come help her push her car :>>>>>>>>>>

(I believe we have a certain Hobbit lady to thank for initiating this !!??)                                                                                                                                                                             

  Alice, i even had a call from Edinburgh....lol   No RC, I just like sending you empty text messages cus I am special xxxx                                                                                                                                                                             

Also Alice, I never thought you knew such swear words like that