setting my alarm for the F1 grand prix at 6 am.....altering my time on my phone before bed......switching my phone off and it cahngeing the time.....so i got up at 5AM.........arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh                                                                                                                                                                              

Knuckles u plum !!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Mi mate actually biting the dog that bit him the other day. Honest i need some new pants cos there not worth washing he he he he he.                                                                                                                                                                             

Knowing i beat a yeti's quick wit :)                                                                                                                                                                              

A girl at work believing that chickens were fed chocolate at easter so they laid all the easter eggs :-) bloody big chickens                                                                                                                                                                             

watchn lee evens dvd   pmsl                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm being made redundant and today was sent on a session on doing an effective CV, effective networking, "seeing the positives" etc. It quickly became clear that they'd decided to get rid of the irreverant, razor-witted comedians in one fell swoop....what a bloody laugh. Didn't stop cackling all day

seeing the kitten after she had jumped onto the stove ... which had been lit at the time (she is ok nothing hurt) however ... 

Her whiskers on one side of her face are a lot shorter now & ever so slightly melted, it was the confused look she gave me as I creased up laughing at her lob-sidedness                                                                                                                                                                              

Pic is up on my profile if you are in need of a real good giggle                                                                                                                                                                               

        The news story about the guy who set sail to Southampton, guided by a ROAD atlas and ended up sailing round the Isle of Sheppy.     I've never laughed at a news report before, makes a change to get some amusing news, I bet he feels really stupid now.                                                                                                                                                                              

Stalling mi bike on the way home tonight in the middle of 2 rows of trafiic , felt such a t*t ,  but saw the funny side even if no one else did!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Tel i would have laughed my pants off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. . .do we have a thread for hysteria ???
Me old mum (97) finally got round to telling me I had a brother 2 yrs older than me 
                                                                                                                                                                             

better late than never though Alice   (i think ?)                                                                                                                                                                             

Let you know when I pick meself up off the floor !!! No idea where to staart to look for him tho!!                                                                                                                                                                              

wow thats some news Alice.....all the best with your search hun x                                                                                                                                                                             

  Sharky's post in the 'What made you smile?' topic     I'm stuck in an office/stores area on a mezzanine floor above the engineer's workshop. I've had to put a codelock on the door to stop people helping themselves, and the only way to get my attention is with a cheapo B&Q wireless doorbell.    I was tapping away on the computer, with a couple of Dragonforce albums on higher than necessary volume when I wondered which prat was taking the mickey by banging on the walls and shouting through the letterbox. Usually it's just the engineers winding me up, the usual lights out or ringing the bell and legging it. Except today it wasn't the case.   It was one of the managers, and I wasn't gonna be distracted. Turns out the guy was skinning his knuckles and shouting for about 10mins before I decided to see who was being sooooo persistent.   After a quick bout of irate back 'n' forwards, it turns out someone had nicked the battery out of the ringer, and he couldn't see the funny side. But hey, I had a damn good chuckle about it                                                                                                                                                                                 

  Ken Morley (Reg Holdsworth in Corrie) dressed as a woman for a telly programme, Celebrity 'Come Dine with Me'                                                                                                                                                                                   

Blimey Alice!   What made me laugh?  Maryann, repeatedly lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Boss Mom are you in need of drugs yet lol