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Deleted Member

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Well, my penis reduction operation wasn't a success.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2011 at 21:00

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Boodyblues

In: york
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act honey thats brilliant ! pmsl xx,,,, xklybr love it lol!!

slidy n jp yep good ones!

rags bagsy i shoot the first burning arrow to send you to valhalla?

wasnt it scott walker that sang no regrets guys?

Message posted by Boodyblues on 19 June 2011 at 21:20

Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 21:20:27

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I'd love to be original but by the same token I think one of the best I heard and I'd be likely to copy was Spike Milligans "I told you I was ill"

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2011 at 21:24

Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 21:24:26

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

i thought it was a shame the people who run the cemetery business actually made spike have that in Gaelic incase it caused offence!!!

Message posted by Boodyblues on 19 June 2011 at 21:27

Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 21:27:03

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Maybe it's coz they think ur not meant to have a sense of humour when ur dead. Problem those kind of people don't have one when alive, within reason if it isn't offensive then they should respect the living wishes of the dead.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2011 at 21:41

Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 21:41:53

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

damn right bbz,, after all the man was funny as Censored

k when he was alive!!!

Message posted by Boodyblues on 19 June 2011 at 22:53

Boodyblues @ 19/06/2011 22:53:28

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Too right, a mate of mine is a real fan and has a number of his books, when Spike was alive my mate sent one of the books to him with a polite request for him to sign and return it.

He got a letter back, straight to the point "Derek, thanks for the book. Love Spike"

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 June 2011 at 23:24

Deleted Member @ 19/06/2011 23:24:25

Half Baked Henry

In: Marshfield
Posts: 26

I've got my requirements all laid out in my will : Headstone to read 'All right, we'll call it a draw' Music to include 'Too Old to Rock and Roll' and 'Return to Sender'

Message posted by Half Baked Henry on 20 June 2011 at 12:14

Half Baked Henry @ 20/06/2011 12:14:58

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

lol , nice 1 henry, like it Thumbs Up

Message posted by Boodyblues on 20 June 2011 at 12:52

Boodyblues @ 20/06/2011 12:52:33

shorty1961

In: kings lynn
Posts: 18

Never thought about a headstone, just want to be cremated and scattered in the countryside, though I want Freebird-Lynard Skynard, Thunderstruck-AC/DC and Enter Sandman-Metalicca played at the funeral. Anne

Message posted by shorty1961 on 20 June 2011 at 21:53

shorty1961 @ 20/06/2011 21:53:22

Gloom

In: Southport
Posts: 216

Something simple.

That was fun.
Can I do it again.

Message posted by Gloom on 21 June 2011 at 07:42

Gloom @ 21/06/2011 07:42:58

kaycat

In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6337

all dressed up and no one to blow

Message posted by kaycat on 21 June 2011 at 10:36

kaycat @ 21/06/2011 10:36:54

firecat999

In: Ripon
Posts: 1

Free compost!! Tongue

Message posted by firecat999 on 21 June 2011 at 16:30

firecat999 @ 21/06/2011 16:30:24

Timeout

In: Midlands
Posts: 587

'And you thought i anoyed you when i was alive' 'I want a second opinion' ' told you i could hold my breath for more than 1/2 hour'

Message posted by Timeout on 21 June 2011 at 16:43

Timeout @ 21/06/2011 16:43:39

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Kaycat

...in a cemetary

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 June 2011 at 16:51

Deleted Member @ 21/06/2011 16:51:50

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

lol@free compost ,,,, LOL

xxx

Message posted by Boodyblues on 21 June 2011 at 19:07

Boodyblues @ 21/06/2011 19:07:10

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

so long as they dont carry me away in a Flipin Volvo or a Ford hearse i dont really care wots on the head stone but maybe something like " I may be gone and you will no doubt forget about me but i still ate the last Rolo so there " (under linned) " RASSSSSSSSSSPPPPP"

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 21 June 2011 at 20:02

WheelyNealy @ 21/06/2011 20:02:57

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Thought the Bernie Clifton ostrich outfit was very funny, right to the point when he got run over.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 June 2011 at 20:21

Deleted Member @ 21/06/2011 20:21:00

loving it

In: Bradford
Posts: 237

Was enjoying my youngest three's company the other night and having a really good laugh and said my usual:

"Oooo i do love ya kids".......

That's the one i want on my headstone and i told them all......they said they'd see to it. Thumbs Up

Message posted by loving it on 08 July 2011 at 17:10

loving it @ 08/07/2011 17:10:17

SuzieSuzuki

In: Warwickshire
Posts: 47

I plan to go sliding sideways into my box with a brandy and coke in one hand, a Marlboro Light in the other, shouting "What a ride!"

Message posted by SuzieSuzuki on 08 July 2011 at 19:18

SuzieSuzuki @ 08/07/2011 19:18:45

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