I was in a cafe yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. I started to feel better, finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me...... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod....
 
PML A D, you crease me up 

 
Loving your joke D C 
