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kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402

Dear Santa....think i have pretty much everything i want for now...although could you bring me a "plan B" just in case!!

Message posted by kwakgirl on 18 December 2010 at 16:11

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kwakgirl @ 18/12/2010 16:11:43

kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

Dear santa please give me a brain to go with my heart and courage xxx

Message posted by kooky on 18 December 2010 at 16:52

kooky @ 18/12/2010 16:52:13

honda baby

In: Belper
Posts: 357

Dear Santa, could you please let my next four nights be safe as i don't want to eat my xmas dinner in hospital !

Thanyou most kindly and Merry xmas to you and the gang

Pen x

Message posted by honda baby on 18 December 2010 at 16:59

honda baby @ 18/12/2010 16:59:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Santa please please please don't get me a daft woolly jumper with a picture of a raindeer on it as it will guarantee me not to get laid on a saturday night, get me a Elvis suit from his Las Vegas period and a stick.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 December 2010 at 01:11

Deleted Member @ 20/12/2010 01:11:08

Draco

In: Durham
Posts: 192

........ and the Elvis suit will ensure you get laid will it actdaft???? LMAO

Message posted by Draco on 20 December 2010 at 11:50

Draco @ 20/12/2010 11:50:38

skinnylady

In: Doncaster
Posts: 523

And what's the stick for actdaft - you taking a leaf outta Madhat's book???????????? LOL

Message posted by skinnylady on 20 December 2010 at 14:47

skinnylady @ 20/12/2010 14:47:19

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I hope the Elvis suit will do it, got the hots for a midget at the moment as she was dressed as wonder women and dancing about on a table in the pub the other night, so i figured the suit will give her the horn and i'll be in, The stick is for the dog because he like's sticks.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 December 2010 at 01:57

Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 01:57:16

kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

perhaps you just need to go back to the pub!!!!

Message posted by kooky on 21 December 2010 at 01:59

kooky @ 21/12/2010 01:59:01

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

My god you're right, best start drinking toneet and not stop till mi birthday. Think im going to need it.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 December 2010 at 02:34

Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 02:34:20

kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

and your birthday is when - don't tell me - xmas day!!!!

Message posted by kooky on 21 December 2010 at 02:46

kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:46:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Erm looks like it :)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 December 2010 at 17:16

Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 17:16:14

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

February, tis my challange.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2010 at 00:30

Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:30:11

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

santa can do one as far as i am concerned............barr humbug !!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2010 at 00:31

Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:31:19

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Sorry kids santa's been arrested, Rudolf stopped sharpish and santa inserted himself into his favourite deer. If he is released on bail im sure he will make his delivery if he still has the energy.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2010 at 00:44

Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:44:47

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2010 at 00:45

Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:45:29

Gyps

In: Another World
Posts: 39

Dear Santa please bring me a sunny 2011 and a honest party animal to clock the miles with Tongue

Message posted by Gyps on 22 December 2010 at 00:47

Gyps @ 22/12/2010 00:47:11

kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

santa cannot perform miracles - you live in the UK how on earth are you gonna get a sunny 2011!!!!!

Message posted by kooky on 22 December 2010 at 01:14

kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:14:45

Gyps

In: Another World
Posts: 39

Well if not a sunny 2011, do you think I'll get lucky and he brings me a good honest fun loving party animal Wacko

Message posted by Gyps on 22 December 2010 at 01:17

Gyps @ 22/12/2010 01:17:13

kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

Erm ask BM might have more success than with santa lol

Message posted by kooky on 22 December 2010 at 01:28

kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:28:09

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Dear satan, bring me some bacon, i've just dropped mi bloody sandwich on the floor.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2010 at 01:42

Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 01:42:20

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