I've got to admit I loved the joke at the start Lol
Plus I've ridden a few harley's these last couple of years and I love'm. If you've never tried one DO, before its too late.
Fav is the big V rod (oh i hear the Harley purists say its not a real harley), but you've got to try, awesome is the word you look for, handles good, strong engine and brakes to stop you when you need them.
OOH I'm getting flashbacks