*never going to do Wannabe a favour again!!*
Just back from Casualty.... had been there four hours!! It only took 15 minutes to treat me but 3 3/4 hours for the nurse to take down my account of what happened without falling into hysterics...
I tried to explain to her that I was dancing naked around the stones when my foot slipped on some wet moss, I lost my balance and fell backwards onto one of the stones, which consequently...er.... entered me!
(The doctor said that he would have believed my story, if it were not for the fact that the stone had a condom on it...)