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46 Posts | Latest reply on 05/07/2008 18:20:25 by M.S. | Go to original / last post

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tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

if carlsburg made chocolate

Message posted by tangoman60 on 02 July 2008 at 12:20

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TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

lmao!!! mmmmmmmmm - screw the diet!!!!

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 12:24

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 12:24:38

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Mmmmm.... Bournville...

*sighs*

Himself insisted I buy an actual bed when he moved in... gone are the days of mattresses on the floor... still - falling out's not a problem if you strap yourself to one of the handy tie-points on the frame *WEG*

Message posted by Wannabe on 02 July 2008 at 12:58

Wannabe @ 02/07/2008 12:58:35

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

I've just made a boob cake exactly the same as that for a friends birthday!!! Its sat on my kitchen worktop right now...SPOOKY!!

Message posted by Scary on 02 July 2008 at 13:46

Scary @ 02/07/2008 13:46:38

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

PS.....Mills and Boon????? You can tell you haven't met the Scary yet!!!

Message posted by Scary on 02 July 2008 at 13:47

Scary @ 02/07/2008 13:47:21

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

your tuned in or i'm tuned in scary indeed!! i'll try some other thoughts!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 02 July 2008 at 14:03

tangoman60 @ 02/07/2008 14:03:21

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Wannabe - I always have problems doing up the last restraint!! Maybe I should stop doing bondage play on my own....

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 14:14

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 14:14:54

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

you need one hand free surely!! [i know yu aint called shirley!!]

Message posted by tangoman60 on 02 July 2008 at 14:24

tangoman60 @ 02/07/2008 14:24:46

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Dammit, TM - you are right!!! Nothing worse than an itchy nose that you can't scratch.....

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 July 2008 at 14:29

TeeCee @ 02/07/2008 14:29:09

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

PLEASE!!! Do not use those words on forum ever again people! M***s & B**n indeed!

Message posted by Di on 03 July 2008 at 15:43

Di @ 03/07/2008 15:43:38

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hi Di - Dont s'pose yr a rally virgin ( I hope!). ( Not wiv them many postings) And wots M&B? A West Midlands brewery,p'haps?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 July 2008 at 15:53

Deleted Member @ 03/07/2008 15:53:38

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

Back the original thread before it started getting kinky... Was walking my daughter to her new school yesterday for a taster day before she starts properly in September. She kept walking in front of me. 'Dad, I don't want to be seen with you.' Why? The reply came with all the know-it-all world-weariness an 11-year-old can muster. 'That top. No-one wears white tops now. Sandals are SO last year, and you DON'T wear socks with them. And your trousers are so OLD...' I arrived at the school feeling an inch high... What's she going to be like when she's 15?

Message posted by Wills on 03 July 2008 at 16:02

Wills @ 03/07/2008 16:02:27

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Bless ya heart Wills, that's what kids are for, so you can embarrass them! Not a rally virgin XKLYBR

. Go to the top of the page for the M & B explanation! I once turned a bloke down with " Sorry, you don't support the right football team" or a slight variation on that!!

Message posted by Di on 03 July 2008 at 16:10

Di @ 03/07/2008 16:10:23

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I used to live in Birmingham, and altho there were Mitchell & Butlers pubs a'plenty, virgins were in short supply! And my daughter claims to be an orphan.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 July 2008 at 16:54

Deleted Member @ 03/07/2008 16:54:00

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

at a dance recently''sorry youre to short!''

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 July 2008 at 04:39

tangoman60 @ 04/07/2008 04:39:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Was it the Tango? (yes,I know it's a cheap shot, but I've only just got up).

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 July 2008 at 04:44

Deleted Member @ 04/07/2008 04:44:55

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 04 July 2008 at 11:32

Di @ 04/07/2008 11:32:20

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Yep, TM - had the same... Many years ago when I thought I would give this dating malarkey a go I arranged to meet a woman in Carlisle. When I stepped off the train, her first words were "you're shorter than I thought you were"... it all went downhill from there... (You'd have thought my height on my profile would have been a clue!)

Message posted by TeeCee on 04 July 2008 at 14:08

TeeCee @ 04/07/2008 14:08:53

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

were you wearing yellow shoes an a pointy hat?

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 July 2008 at 14:10

tangoman60 @ 04/07/2008 14:10:26

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

lol - you are going to have to explain that one to me!

Message posted by TeeCee on 04 July 2008 at 14:18

TeeCee @ 04/07/2008 14:18:49

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