I did say it was a joke, I apologise that it annoyed you but there is no need to resort to insulting me.                                                                                                                                                                               

sorry kwak maybe a bit too strong                                                                                                                                                                             

lol u lot, jesus im gonna be kickin all ur arses if u dont buck up!   Everyone get posting news clippings and jokes, get people chatting, and before u know it it will be back to normal.                                                                                                                                                                             

you can stop moaning & all                                                                                                                                                                              

thought u might have found it oggy,that would explain the cheeky grins u and fbk gave me....                                                                                                                                                                             

This is far too much for my pure,unsoiled mind to take!.....I'll be in the corner reading sales brochures and tyre information charts!                                                                                                                                                                             

Oooohhh, whatever turns you on! Are these the monthly tyre information charts that used to be put out by Pirelli with all the dates on and scantily-clad young ladies? I think it's called a calandar  And those sales brochures...even more pictures of young ladies with designer sprayed-on leathers. Reckon you ain't as pure and unsoiled as you'd like us to think                                                                                                                                                                             

GH - all I can say to that one is - uh-hu - yeah right!...right - I'm off to find the gimp mask - AHHHHH I remember who has it - Oggy!!!   Lula - what dy'a mean you're the quiet one????                                                                                                                                                                              

Bugger...been rumbled!                                                                                                                                                                             

oh you know me HFG... always sitting in the corner never talking anyone to death... and definitely NEVER flirting.. LOL                                                                                                                                                                             

Lula I couldn't have written a better discription of you.  Me I am the one sitting next to you all shy a reserved. Can't wait to go on my assertiveness course.   Umm now what was this thread all about Oh yeah "whats going on" well going on is my thermal vest, my fluffy slippers, my fleecy dressing gown and my hair net, well a gal has to look her best for when Santa comes. Just off to put some tinsel around my walking frame, hope the cellotape sticks better this year, last year the tinsel got caught in one of the wheels and nearly threw me down the stairs, thanks to the sherry triffle I had eaten earlier in the day I didn't notice.