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Got an e mail today from a 32 year old bored housewife thats looking for some action.......so i sent her all my ironing.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2010 at 10:06

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When filling out a form and it asks sex male or female. Is it only me who puts, yes please il have 5 qwids worth.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2010 at 22:43

Deleted Member @ 23/03/2010 22:43:09

smokey_1_uk

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"Got an e mail today from a 32 year old bored housewife thats looking for some action.......so i sent her all my ironing."

ROFL

Message posted by smokey_1_uk on 23 March 2010 at 22:47

smokey_1_uk @ 23/03/2010 22:47:35

Brummie Jackie

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AD i'm older than that !!!! u said u wudnt tell

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 23 March 2010 at 23:10

Brummie Jackie @ 23/03/2010 23:10:32

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Oh was it you well thad better make a good job of it, and i like a good stiff collar.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2010 at 23:29

Deleted Member @ 23/03/2010 23:29:34

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you don't want to know.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 March 2010 at 01:49

Deleted Member @ 27/03/2010 01:49:43

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Had a beef wellington today, had to send it back cos it was a bit rubbery.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 March 2010 at 22:01

Deleted Member @ 28/03/2010 22:01:25

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Woof Woof. Thats mi other dog impression.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 March 2010 at 22:03

Deleted Member @ 28/03/2010 22:03:38

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Imagine being so rich you could employ someone to warm your trousers up, or could hold your ankles then push and pull when you are being sexy with a lady, i could be that lazy. Autographs later.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 March 2010 at 22:26

Deleted Member @ 28/03/2010 22:26:32

Brummie Jackie

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AD mmmm not very seductive i must say

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 28 March 2010 at 22:27

Brummie Jackie @ 28/03/2010 22:27:25

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It does work but there is too much shouting involved especially when you need to twist, I just lie back and think of England.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 March 2010 at 22:37

Deleted Member @ 28/03/2010 22:37:21

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Iv'e finally convinced next door neighbour that his parrot has got tourette's syndrome, its taken mi 4 month to get this bird to swear like a collier, And they are cleaver it don't half let rip when the bible bashers come round.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 March 2010 at 11:52

Deleted Member @ 30/03/2010 11:52:47

anneka56

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Ask him will he rent it out?

Message posted by anneka56 on 30 March 2010 at 11:54

anneka56 @ 30/03/2010 11:54:25

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Well its pay back it was his ant eater that ate mi ant farm, The bloody thing scoffed the lot.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 March 2010 at 14:34

Deleted Member @ 30/03/2010 14:34:06

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Was repairing mi m8s enduro bike today and it is a bit loud but it needed to be running to make the adjustments, so this woman who lives down the street came over to complain about the noise and she don't much like me{ i kicked her dog once as it tried to bite me} so all i said was haven't you got any hovering you could be doing and you could actually see her medication stop working tee hee.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 31 March 2010 at 23:30

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2010 23:30:42

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Don't you just hate it when tha in bath and squeeze the soap and it flys out of your hand and drops in the bog, Good job id flushed it before hand.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 31 March 2010 at 23:48

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2010 23:48:16

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Bored today so ive painted everything in camouflage paint and now i carn't find owt, Going to miss that tortoise.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 April 2010 at 00:27

Deleted Member @ 02/04/2010 00:27:45

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Went to specsavers then stood in the middle of Pogmoor in mi shorts spraying myself with 2 cans of deodorant hopeing all those women would come running at me, Anyway after the police let me go i had to take them back cos they didn't fit.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 April 2010 at 21:54

Deleted Member @ 07/04/2010 21:54:44

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Tonight Mathew am going to be a fire extinguisher.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 April 2010 at 01:00

Deleted Member @ 17/04/2010 01:00:58

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I have just bought a concrete rhinoceros going to put it mi garden to scare next doors cat to stop it having a shit on mi lawn.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 April 2010 at 22:34

Deleted Member @ 18/04/2010 22:34:37

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