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Got an e mail today from a 32 year old bored housewife thats looking for some action.......so i sent her all my ironing.
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When filling out a form and it asks sex male or female. Is it only me who puts, yes please il have 5 qwids worth.
smokey_1_uk
"Got an e mail today from a
32 year old bored housewife thats looking for some action.......so i
sent her all my ironing."
ROFL
Brummie Jackie
AD i'm older than that !!!! u said u wudnt tell
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Oh was it you well thad better make a good job of it, and i like a good stiff collar.
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you don't want to know.
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Had a beef wellington today, had to send it back cos it was a bit rubbery.
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Woof Woof. Thats mi other dog impression.
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Imagine being so rich you could employ someone to warm your trousers up, or could hold your ankles then push and pull when you are being sexy with a lady, i could be that lazy. Autographs later.
Brummie Jackie
AD mmmm not very seductive i must say
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It does work but there is too much shouting involved especially when you need to twist, I just lie back and think of England.
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Iv'e finally convinced next door neighbour that his parrot has got tourette's syndrome, its taken mi 4 month to get this bird to swear like a collier, And they are cleaver it don't half let rip when the bible bashers come round.
anneka56
Ask him will he rent it out?
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Well its pay back it was his ant eater that ate mi ant farm, The bloody thing scoffed the lot.
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Was repairing mi m8s enduro bike today and it is a bit loud but it needed to be running to make the adjustments, so this woman who lives down the street came over to complain about the noise and she don't much like me{ i kicked her dog once as it tried to bite me} so all i said was haven't you got any hovering you could be doing and you could actually see her medication stop working tee hee.
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Don't you just hate it when tha in bath and squeeze the soap and it flys out of your hand and drops in the bog, Good job id flushed it before hand.
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Bored today so ive painted everything in camouflage paint and now i carn't find owt, Going to miss that tortoise.
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Went to specsavers then stood in the middle of Pogmoor in mi shorts spraying myself with 2 cans of deodorant hopeing all those women would come running at me, Anyway after the police let me go i had to take them back cos they didn't fit.
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Tonight Mathew am going to be a fire extinguisher.
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I have just bought a concrete rhinoceros going to put it mi garden to scare next doors cat to stop it having a shit on mi lawn.