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smokey_1_uk

In: Watford
Posts: 847

Its called a periscope :-)

Message posted by smokey_1_uk on 15 March 2010 at 08:15

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
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nah u want one of them things that makes funky patterns wen u look into it

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 15 March 2010 at 23:10

Brummie Jackie @ 15/03/2010 23:10:02

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That will be sumat else that will. Its like having a u-boat in mi pocket.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 March 2010 at 01:10

Deleted Member @ 17/03/2010 01:10:28

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Had mi ed stuck in some railings today, It past a couple of hours on.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 March 2010 at 00:20

Deleted Member @ 18/03/2010 00:20:38

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I just lost mi night vison goggles, carn't see without them.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 March 2010 at 00:16

Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:16:04

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

oops sorry AD i borrowed em for my yeti hunt

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 March 2010 at 00:18

Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:18:33

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Give em back ive just walked into the coffee table and now i have a sore appendage.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 March 2010 at 00:36

Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:36:15

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

erm............... they are stuck on me head but its ok i can see ur appendage is not broken cos they have x ray vision as well

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 March 2010 at 00:38

Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:38:08

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If i had known that i wouldn't have lost em its been cold sat in that tree all winter do you know how many oxo's ive gone through.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 March 2010 at 00:41

Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:41:01

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

told u to use Bovril instead !!!!

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 March 2010 at 00:41

Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:41:45

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Started going to the gym twice a week for a good workout, but ive been banned already, apparently its costing too much to keep the windows clean.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 March 2010 at 01:01

Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 01:01:06

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Thought u licked em clean AD ?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 March 2010 at 09:28

Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 09:28:12

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Just cleaning it and it went off.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 March 2010 at 14:37

Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 14:37:12

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Well unplug it then

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 March 2010 at 14:43

Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 14:43:35

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I have to get a guy a new moustache cos mi zippo burned it off.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 March 2010 at 01:21

Deleted Member @ 20/03/2010 01:21:30

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

try www.moustachesofallkindsforalloccasions.com

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 21 March 2010 at 22:36

Brummie Jackie @ 21/03/2010 22:36:05

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A guy in the pub told me he was a medium and could talk to the dead so i asked him who is spirit guide was and he said it was a poodle and every message he got was woof woof, But the best part was the dog was German so there was a language barrier.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 March 2010 at 14:58

Deleted Member @ 22/03/2010 14:58:07

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

see now if it was French he would have been sorted

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 22 March 2010 at 22:43

Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 22:43:50

smokey_1_uk

In: Watford
Posts: 847

yes theres nothing better than a little french :-)

Message posted by smokey_1_uk on 22 March 2010 at 22:47

smokey_1_uk @ 22/03/2010 22:47:23

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
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Smokey u read my mind.............. comment ce va????

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 22 March 2010 at 22:49

Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 22:49:52

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