jinx57
Laugh out loud today...? The standard of adult literacy (or lack of it) on Farcebook.
Double six
In life in general jinx. Here inYorkshire it is diabolical, atrocious and absolutely illegible at times. Grammar seems to have moved out of the area completely.
izzyhill
New disc lock alarm arrived today - bike doesn't get here until tomorrow .
jinx57
Text message to tell me my car insurance has dropped by another ยฃ50 this year...Old Goat status has finally been acheived,it seems..๐๐
Ragnar
Just watched a 10 minute clip of the late great Freddie Starr from 1970
Worth a watch
https://youtu.be/niJd53mg7d4
jinx57
The sheer volume of dummies being spat from prams...pmsl
jinx57
Desperate Housewives..and Grumpy Old Men..:)
Strom67
Well it was yesterday actually...
Somewhere in the wild landscape of the North on Sundays rideout I spotted a crudely painted sign on an old tractor tyre.. It read "Look Out Lambs"
For some reason I instantly had a mental picture of little fluffy lambs lying in wait in sentry boxes by the roadside.. Never saw them though๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Lindsay
At the Social Club in Middleton-in-Teesdale, the comment that the female vocalist, gets better every time she's there ... ๐ต๐ณ
Also Danny's face when the experimental saxophonist began playing ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
Although not much later I was nearly in tears it was like being in a torture chamber! It took me over 12 hours to recover ๐ฒ๐ณ
Double six
They look out lambs would appear to be masters of camouflage strom. I bet you were in the cross hairs all the time in case you crossed the line.
Strom67
D6, you have just confirmed my suspicions... I feel sorry for Steve having to run the gauntlet all the time ๐คฃ
jinx57
being contacted by a lady who pretends she's from Carlisle....but her mobile number is Michigan ,USA...another Scamette methinks...:)
jinx57
Saturday,great mystery tour,PLUS being offered a BARFLYS RALLY ticket...smiling like an eejit..as usual..๐
izzyhill
Doing some shredding today, shredded old saving account statements - back in the day savings actually paid interest.
What a laugh I had ๐คฃ๐๐
Lindsay
Just got into bed, the sound of a group of motorcycles tearing up and down the main road giving it large.
My first thought ... bikers at midnight, REALLY?! ๐
The next thought that ran through my head was ooh should I dash out n thumb a ride? ๐
Old age sensibility kicked in and I realised I'd need to get dressed first! Nah I can't be doing that at this time.
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on phone to my lurverly mum and she's watching lewis on telly (detective whodunnit) and i say oh i love a bit of lewis and who dunnit and we mention different like touch of frost etc and then i say yes i also love inspector gadget.....๐ณ๐คญ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ....obviously that wasn't what i meant but we were both literally crying with laughter.....
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watching a young calf charging round the field opposite with tail in air in the evening coolness last night..... the other young ones just watched ๐คญ๐..... he's a cool little dude ๐ฎ
Sandi
Trying to mute the volume on my mobile with the remote control for the telly ๐คฃ
izzyhill
Brought baking paper away with us instead of aluminium foil - I ALWAYS bring aluminium foil, it's my #1 hack to cut down on cleaning grill pans at self-catering rentals.
izzyhill
Effectively having to break in to my own garage. Circuit powering the garage, including the roller door, is faulty and keeps tripping, and we'd screwed the side door shut and almost blocked it off inside too.
Thankfully Danny is a resourceful chappie, we now have access to our bikes again.