I don't drink and I usually don't feel it when my mobile vibrates LOL
I can't think of a funny incident with my phone but have a slightly embarrassing one.
I went to the M P shop for a new battery, a while ago, and the fella in the shop said, for everyone to hear, 'crikey, that's an old un, it must be at least 6 years old'
By modern standards it's a bit of a brick lol.