'I will give it 110%' Grrrrrrr, you can't achieve any more than 100%   'Texted' Grrrrrrr, there is no such word!!!! 'I sent a TEXT, I received a TEXT, someone sent me a TEXT'....see what I mean!!!!   Inaccurate uses of; their, there, they're, to and too   There are many more, but I need to; send a text, receive a text, get their supper ready so that it is 100% to their liking.   And breathe                                                                                                                                                                              

And then there's :- your and you're                                                                                                                                                                             

My point exactly                                                                                                                                                                             

My pet hate phase at the moment is 'on my watch' it is the in word of the moment                                                                                                                                                                              

I cringe when people say, 'I hear what you are saying'.....because they may well hear me, because my voice is audible, but in truth, they do not understand a word that I am saying!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

BL... Good on ya lass :-)

He's agait, she's agait.... Wtf??

Nurses saying they've 'met themselves coming backwards' when you've seen them stood around the nurses station all damned day..

Patients who are 'short of breath on exertion' whinging for 10 mins without taking a breath between words...

Folks that say they wouldn't harm a fly when u know damned well they'd take the greatest pleasure in picking their wings off and feeding the bits to a spider

Oh and my favourite 'my problem is I'm too nice and too much of a walkover' when u know damned well they're working out ways to get one on u lol...

oooo just thought of another... 'I live eat breathe bikes' then u go to watch the races and they're asleep in 3 minutes, the bike comes out once a year and only when it's sunny and when u put the bikes on the box it's automatically turned over, series links disappear and then u get told 'no u can't hav a bike'.... And I'm only going to say this once- that will not happen ever again :-) lol

OH.....MY..........GOD!!...............AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH                                                                                                                                                                              

my current hate is "init!""   thats all i hear at work!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Clarkeeeeeee????                                                                                                                                                                             

phrases that annoy me , blimey there are so many, :

its like totally awsome,
is it because i is black,
i think we should just be friends,
oh your twice divorced? never mind third time lucky!
did you want to top up your mobile or buy stamps while your here?
 and the one that really bugs me> you like motorbikes? but your a girl!                                                                                                                                                                             

I once told my other half to "Cop yourself on!" and he hated that... he said he really REALLY hates that phrase.   I chose my moments to say it to him now and then... the Devil inside me makes me do it!                                                                                                                                                                              

My biggest pet hate, and I have a habit of bringing this into a lot of conversations lately (so apologies for being unoriginal), is use of the word 'NEED'.

For me 'need' is a blanket for a homeless dude, nutrition for a baby, water for everyone, ala maslow's hierarchy etc

'NEED' is not organic carrots, a 52" flat screen, to be listened to properly.  This makes me sound really intolerant but it seems every time I switch radio 4 on, someone is talking about their 'needs' as though their life depended on them!                                                                                                                                                                              

Oven bottom muffins ........................ they are BREAD BUNS!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Sf  or are they barms or baps or teacakes??? depends where you are in the country, what gets me is when you order one and they know what you mean but they still have to correct you.                                                                                                                                                                             

When people write carn't instead of can't.... Where did the R come from??

                                                                                                                                                                             

It came from the farmers. they use and "O" too.                                                                                                                                                                              

  LOL @ Z62's comment.     'Should OF', instead of 'Should HAVE'   'EverythinK' instead of 'everythinG'                                                                                                                                                                              

Sandi, don't u mean "evryfink" ?? an "Shud of"                                                                                                                                                                              

Peeps that cannot for the life of them constuct even a simple sentence without using the 'f' word.                                                                                                                                                                             

  Sandi, don't u mean "evryfink" ?? an "Shud of"    That's wot I sed init?