It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with other members. 
Due to complaints received from some members who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. 
I realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with members. 
Therefore, I propose a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner between members...... 

1. 
Try Saying: 'I think you could do with more training'... 
Instead Of: 'You don't have a f***ing clue, do you? '... 

2. 
Try Saying: 'She's an aggressive go-getter'... 
Instead Of: 'She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch!'... 

3. 
Try Saying: 'Perhaps we can work late'... 
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect us to do this?'... 

4. 
Try Saying: I''m certain that isn't feasible'... 
Instead Of: 'F*** off a*se- hole!'... 

5. 
Try Saying: 'Really?' ... 
Instead Of: 'Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole!'... 

6. 
Try Saying: 'Perhaps you should check with'... 
Instead Of: 'Tell someone who gives a f***!'... 

7. 
Try Saying: 'I wasn't involved in the project'... 
Instead Of: 'Not my f***ing problem!'... 

8. 
Try Saying: 'That's interesting'... 
Instead Of: 'What the f***?'... 

9. 
Try Saying: 'I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale'... 
Instead Of: 'No f***ing chance mate!'.. 

10. 
Try Saying: 'It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in'... 
Instead Of: 'Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?'... 

11. 
Try Saying: 'He's not familiar with the issues'... 
Instead Of: 'He's got his head up his f***ing a*se!'... 

12. 
Try Saying: 'Excuse me, sir'... 
Instead Of: 'Oi, f*** face!'.. 

13. 
Try Saying: 'Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway'... 
Instead Of: 'Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway?'... 
                                                                                                                                                                             

LMFAO ... nice one , just what i needed to make me smile                                                                                                                                                                              

Thanks for the laugh this evening xx
                                                                                                                                                                             

lol well said                                                                                                                                                                              

like it nice one                                                                                                                                                                              

I'll shall take that to work with me...then i can say the suggested phrases to our 'customers' and everyone will know what i really mean                                                                                                                                                                              

Thought you worked for the Cops DC. Or is that what they call criminal fraternity these days                                                                                                                                                                              

Excellent, like that one!                                                                                                                                                                             

LMAO - good one!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Thought you worked for the Cops DC Blabbergob!