Feminine thinking

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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. 
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. 
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. 
Her natural beauty took his breath away."I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, 
"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million". 
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.  
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.                                                                                                                                                                              
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LOL Couldn't agree more
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lol "that was a strategic business move in my opinion"                                                                                                                                                                             
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Definitely the smarter race                                                                                                                                                                             
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i was thinking more along the lines of ... "the superior of the sexes" lol..                                                                                                                                                                               
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Bet all the divorced men have a different take on this.............Ouch                                                                                                                                                                              
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oh get the violins out lol...   Evil Smile                                                                                                                                                                             
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Prefer a Les Paul                                                                                                                                                                              
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since when was devious spelt s u p e r i o r                                                                                                                                                                              
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lol jacko... since when can YOU spell.. haha                                                                                                                                                                             
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Fu*k , bug*a....  reet enuf me stupit jok                                                                                                                                                                              
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lol ... well at least you can spell swear words hunny!!! x                                                                                                                                                                             
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What a shame that a few days after going to his dads wedding a tragic beating to death with a frozen trout would claim his step mother at the prime of her life.........
 Conclusion: don't take the p*ss.......he he he Evil Smile
                                                                                                                                                                             
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I feel so much love in this forum tonight!!! LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Lmao @ brigadoon                                                                                                                                                                             


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