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marsey

In: South Cumbria
Posts: 273

ken dodd's dad's dogs dead.

Message posted by marsey on 07 September 2010 at 12:10

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earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

lol this could be a very good thread

How about " its not you its me"

Message posted by earthwind on 07 September 2010 at 14:24

earthwind @ 07/09/2010 14:24:22

giantdog

In: Derby
Posts: 205

What about my particular favourite it's not you it's me, well, actually it is you

Message posted by giantdog on 07 September 2010 at 14:31

giantdog @ 07/09/2010 14:31:14

brigadoon

In: Basingstoke
Posts: 750

Love it

Message posted by brigadoon on 07 September 2010 at 14:39

brigadoon @ 07/09/2010 14:39:13

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

lol giant dog great mainds think alike and fools never differ

Message posted by earthwind on 07 September 2010 at 14:40

earthwind @ 07/09/2010 14:40:36

giantdog

In: Derby
Posts: 205

what about

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

that's pretty difficult too

Message posted by giantdog on 07 September 2010 at 14:41

giantdog @ 07/09/2010 14:41:57

giantdog

In: Derby
Posts: 205

yeah, i know. I googled it cus I'm a bit fick

Message posted by giantdog on 07 September 2010 at 14:42

giantdog @ 07/09/2010 14:42:39

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

its better if you break it down lmao and kick it a couple of time

Message posted by earthwind on 07 September 2010 at 14:43

earthwind @ 07/09/2010 14:43:11

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

She sells seashells on the seashore

Message posted by Sandi on 08 September 2010 at 00:13

Sandi @ 08/09/2010 00:13:34

GreasyTony

In: Camberley
Posts: 1325

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. Thats what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Message posted by GreasyTony on 08 September 2010 at 13:59

GreasyTony @ 08/09/2010 13:59:54

GreasyTony

In: Camberley
Posts: 1325

Or even ... What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well... When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle......they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call... ...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks sir

Message posted by GreasyTony on 08 September 2010 at 14:04

GreasyTony @ 08/09/2010 14:04:56

marsey

In: South Cumbria
Posts: 273

I'd pour whatever grog you are drinking away
GreasyTony, while you still can. lol

Message posted by marsey on 09 September 2010 at 03:23

marsey @ 09/09/2010 03:23:20

GreasyTony

In: Camberley
Posts: 1325

I dont think it would be any easier to say even if I was stone cold sober mate.

Message posted by GreasyTony on 09 September 2010 at 04:11

GreasyTony @ 09/09/2010 04:11:32

2Tdreamin

In: Rugby
Posts: 70

You need to see a doctor GT. I know just the one ...Seuss. Got me tongue twistin wiv my kids many moons ago. :)

Message posted by 2Tdreamin on 03 October 2010 at 20:24

2Tdreamin @ 03/10/2010 20:24:55

kazninja

In: nottingham
Posts: 470

one of my old fav's from vet skool - deoxyriboneucleicacid... or .....DNA - rolls off the tongue ....not !!

Message posted by kazninja on 03 October 2010 at 20:30

kazninja @ 03/10/2010 20:30:04

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

DNA rolls of the tongue. Saying nothing.

Message posted by limeninja9 on 03 October 2010 at 20:33

limeninja9 @ 03/10/2010 20:33:00

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Fuzzy duck, duckie fuzz. Repeat over and over! Lol!

Message posted by VFRbabe on 03 October 2010 at 21:42

VFRbabe @ 03/10/2010 21:42:51

red_daytona

In: Northallerton
Posts: 209

fuzzy duck, the old drinking game. Years since I played that!

Message posted by red_daytona on 03 October 2010 at 22:17

red_daytona @ 03/10/2010 22:17:07

DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

Seven slippery sams, sliding down a ski slope.

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 04 October 2010 at 02:52

DriftnSlide @ 04/10/2010 02:52:09

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

im not pheasant plucker im a pheasant pluckers son im just plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 04 October 2010 at 21:24

WheelyNealy @ 04/10/2010 21:24:24

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