If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)   If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.  (Now that's more like it !)   The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.  (O.M.G.!)   A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.  (In my next life, I want to be a pig..)   A cockroach will live nine days without its head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)  (I'm still not over the pig.)   Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)   The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates  sex by ripping the male's head off.  (Honey, I'm home. What the...?)     The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)   The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.  (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)      Butterflies taste with their feet.  (Something I always wanted to know.)     The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.   (Hmmmmmm......)     Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.  (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)     Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.  (Okay, so that would be a good thing)        A cat's urine glows under a black light.  (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)       An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  (I know some people like that.)     Starfish have no brains  (I know some people like that too.)  
 
Polar bears are left-handed.    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)       Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.  (What about that pig??)         God  love that pig!                                                                                                                                                                             

  The text needs highlighting BL and then choose BLACK from the palette.                                                                                                                                                                              

Thanks for sorting this one out for me                                                                                                                                                                              

Eric Morecambe's real last name is Bartholemew                                                                                                                                                                             

If you watch Sta Wars very closely you will see a Storm Trooper exit the lift and walk right into the wall !!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Useless but interesting facts What the doctors said about BJ and BL                                                                                                                                                                             

 JP....woman down

dont see how the tongue can be the strongest muscle - im disputing that so called fact

i know its the only muscle that is only attached at one end                                                                                                                                                                             

I love you both really x                                                                                                                                                                             

JP, you are only saying that cus you think I have got food.....                                                                                                                                                                             

and have u got food?                                                                                                                                                                             

Nope.....food makes your clothes shrink                                                                                                                                                                              

NO its BJs birthday promissed to be nice to her all day                                                                                                                                                                              

Ooooo, bet ya strugglin' with that one JP....lol                                                                                                                                                                             

The Paomnnehal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.                                                                                                                                                                             

just a bit,  but she is worth it                                                                                                                                                                              

Omnia Vincit Amor in Latin means Love Conquers All...... The words Omnia, Vincit and Amor can be used in any order for the same meaning! FACT!                                                                                                                                                                             

quote s66 The Paomnnehal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid.          tis true tis ture                                                                                                                                                                             

Check this crazy fact out......   .....The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting!!                                                                                                                                                                             

oooo, I thought it was the bubble wrap MBW