I have just been on a bike site and some of the quotes and sayings were hillarious...and one got any old uns that have been forgotten ?   I used to have a tshirt when i was younger that said "My motorcycle isn't all your mom rode."                                                                                                                                                                              

Once had one that said....668 the neighbour of the beast.                                                                                                                                                                             

I had a sticker across the back of my VFR that read "If you're reading this then you're probably speeding"                                                                                                                                                                             

i had a patch that read  " take it out and play with it "  had a picture of a bike on it                                                                                                                                                                              

i can remember a T shirt at bikers gear box in matlock that had a piccy of a blokes head shoulders and arms on the grownd with the slogan "now thats gravel rash "                                                                                                                                                                             

I remember a T shirt slogan I think was from a biking mag when I was young, used to look at my brothers bike mags and I always remember it, had 'No Wuckin Forries' on it and another with a picture of pig in an Ogri hat screwing a pig with a coppers hat and under Neath had 'makin bacon'

Another one 'If it's got 2 wheels or tits sooner or later there's gonna be problems'                                                                                                                                                                             

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.                                                                                                                                                                             

quoteMale menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause.        don't you believe it, a time of life when the majority of women break free of 'ties that bind'    and really find themselves .      back on topic then, (guess alot come from printed t-shirts )                                                    I GAVE UP                   MOTORCYCLES                    ALCOHOL                    AND                     SEX                     IT WAS THE WORST EIGHT                   MINUTES OF MY LIFE                                                                                                                                                                                  

Old America hippy Biker t-shirt from the 60's     ASS, GAS or GRASS....No one rides for free.   May i say at this point, if any of my post or prospective pillions are looking in. It's not a view i hold myself or would condone in others. A cuppa does me fine thanks.                                                                                                                                                                               

Squashy wondered why you swerved a wee bit and moved your head about, and you said it was ipod ,,,,, yeah right !!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Seen on the back of a cut off 'If you can read this the bitch has fell off!'   Disclaimer: Those are not my words, I would never refer to women as bitches, I'd prefer to keep all my bodily parts intact!                                                                                                                                                                             

I was fiddlin with me entertainment centre.                                                                                                                                                                              

mmmm is that what they call mens groin regions these days ???                                                                                                                                                                              

I thought the groin region was in southern France.                                                                                                                                                                             

Squashy your just waffling now ............ wonder why eh lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Slogan i live by   If you cant dazzle them with pure brilliance, baffle them with bulls***                                                                                                                                                                             

BJ now i know why you're beaten all would-be pillys 'ar** down'     cut my tongue out........sayin is 'hands down'                                                                                                                                                                              

Why am sure i dont know what you mean Clarissa lol                                                                                                                                                                             

  will i always       ride   fast bikes ?    does a  spidercrab    have a  watertight   as   (btw; these slogans ? are not  from my personal t-shirts!)